Screamo Alts have a facebook convo abt how they are pumped 4 Warped Tour
Published on Sunday 7/25/2010 @ 6:23 PM by the ALT REPORT Robot
From what I understand, Warped Tour is sort of like ‘the Hot Topic’ of music festivals. They sort of appeal to the whole ‘emo’, ‘screamo’, ‘alt rock’, ‘goth’, ‘dark’, ‘skater’ tween demographic. I think a lot of those weird dark retail alts are pretty into that music where people are yelling, then singing in lil emo voices are the same people who find Owl City to be ‘the deepest band in the world.’ N e ways…WARPED TOUR seems like the kind of ‘festival’ that travels across the country, stopping in high density suburban tween alt communities to perpetuate the ‘purgatory alt’ brand. Sorta like the place where lil Mexis have chest tattoos, v-necks, and ‘scene haircuts.’
N e ways, a couple of Screamo Alts had a convo about how they are ‘pumped’ abt Warped tour coming 2 town.

Initially, a screamo looking bro ‘brags’ that he is going to WARPED TOUR.
Several people then ‘like’ this status update to brand themselves with Warped Tour
A bro then claims that it will be ‘amazingly brutal’ in a hardcore inspiring kind of way. Tons of moshing probs.
A few people say that they are ‘jealous.’
The original bro who posted the status update, the ‘brags’ about the festival lineup, and how ‘sick’ it is going 2 be.
At the tail end of the thread, a bro and some girl get ‘testy’ about which bands are worth seeing. They both claim that certain bands are ‘awesome’ and others aren’t ‘all that. It seems like in the end, they just ‘agree to disagree’, but the bro is still ‘a pimp baller’ cuz he gets to go to Warped Tour.
This facebook thread is kinda like indie rock music discussions. Some people ‘love’ some buzzbands that are people think are ‘absolute shit.’ U know the old saying…”One man’s buzzband is another man’s poopy fart noises.” -Carles, 2010
It doesn’t matter what kind of music u listen 2–every1 is gonna have opinions on what they <3 and what they h8. Wish we could all get along, and vibe out to all kinds of music, but then again, maybe if I truly believed in music equality, then it would make my taste less influential + the soundtrack of my life less meaningful.
Wish screamo retail alts would stop listening to that garbage, though. Wish they could understand that they are 'trapped' in lower middle class suburban culture, and that they can 'free their minds' and pursue something more authentic in the indiesphere. Honestly feel like every time I blog, I am on a 'social mission', on a quest for buzzband authenticity.
Have yall ever been 2 Warped Tour?
Is it mad authentic alt?
Do they have skateboarders AND screamo bands?
Have u heard of Attack Attack or Confide?
What is a good name for type of alt who attends Warped Tours?
Do people who go to Warped Tour shop at Pacific Sun, Hot Topic, Black Fly, or Hollister?
Or do they wear a 'pupu platter' of weird retail alt clothes and accessories?
Will Shaun White/Tony Hawk win a gold medal at the next Warped tour?
Do u think CONFIDE will play their cover of the Postal Service's "Such Great Heights"?
miss the freckle in yalls eye….







109 comments to “Screamo Alts have a facebook convo abt how they are pumped 4 Warped Tour”
July 25th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
First.
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//////////Reply by screambro
//////////Posted July 25th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
@foof, dont wanna be the guy who “doesnt get it”, but none of that is screamo, bros.
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//////////Reply by Cabramel
//////////Posted July 25th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
@screambro, Uhhhh….
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//////////Reply by steve gheyoki
//////////Posted July 25th, 2010 at 11:40 pm
@screambro, deathcore ftw
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//////////Reply by Steve Broschemi
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
@screambro, yeah, its just crap.
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//////////Reply by Miike Bro
//////////Posted July 27th, 2010 at 11:59 am
@screambro, You’re not supposed to simultaneously know the difference and be reading this blog
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July 25th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
What is a good name for type of alt who attends Warped Tours? altcore
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//////////Reply by Trololobro
//////////Posted July 25th, 2010 at 6:38 pm
@Panda Bro – Bears, hehe, nice bro
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//////////Reply by Panda Bro - Bears
//////////Posted July 27th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
@Trololobro, thanx bro. Carles seemed to like it 2 ;) http://twitter.com/hipsterrunoff/status/19667697346
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July 25th, 2010 at 6:38 pm
warped tour:
a place for skater-bros, straight-edge-nu-metal-bros, and slutty-13-year-old-girl-bros to hang out and watch bands play music.
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//////////Reply by Toi
//////////Posted July 27th, 2010 at 11:37 am
@adolf hipster, No more skater go there, only emo kids who want to do “wall of death” and have band free stuff
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July 25th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
sweet cover y’all
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//////////Reply by Brotilla the Hun
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
@knocksersaurus, cannot resist the tender vibes
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July 25th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Is warped tour chillwave?
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//////////Reply by runningcolors
//////////Posted July 25th, 2010 at 8:39 pm
@Brohan Sebastian Brah, dumb,
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//////////Reply by loves "corking" at Critical Mass
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 1:53 am
@Brohan Sebastian Brah, hi, i’m going 2 the Fyf Fest, the offical tour of the chillwavers. it’s in september. do u think ican wear my shutter shade glasses when i drive 2 the fest? is it legal 2 drive with the shutter shades?
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//////////Reply by Bro'd Out
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
@loves “corking” at Critical Mass,
shutterglasses are s00 ‘new rave’ bro or are they post-post-ironic now? (via Kanye ruining the vibes one again)
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July 25th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
ahahah that cover
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//////////Reply by kumquatparadise
//////////Posted July 28th, 2010 at 8:01 am
@Julio, lol’d so hard at it.
think it might be as ‘raw’ and ‘gritty’ as iron and wine’s cover.
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July 25th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
OH MY GOD. I actually know those people.
they rly don’t deserve 2 have a post abt them on HRO.
god, I can’t believe this. h8 mnstrm friends yall. rly h8 em
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//////////Reply by chicagbro
//////////Posted July 25th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
@chillwavvin, just keep riding those chillwavves, bro.
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//////////Reply by chillwavvin
//////////Posted July 25th, 2010 at 6:54 pm
@chillwavvin, actually, they aren’t even my friends. i just know who they are… would feel ashamed 2 b friends with these people
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//////////Reply by HipsterFriend
//////////Posted July 25th, 2010 at 7:10 pm
@chillwavvin, are you sure? after all, the altcore kids I know, I literally can only tell apart by their voices and height difference.
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//////////Reply by Miike Bro
//////////Posted July 27th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
@chillwavvin, Might be wrong, but isn’t this the second time they’ve been on here?
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July 25th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
///////h8 wrpd tour h8 life h8 tweens h8 ‘music’ (via teenage angst)
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//////////Reply by james murphbro
//////////Posted July 25th, 2010 at 11:17 pm
@mk, uhhhh all warped tour is about is h8ing life
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July 25th, 2010 at 7:08 pm
really hope some Pigeons show up and shit and cum in my face till my Mascara starts to run.
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July 25th, 2010 at 7:09 pm
they teabagged the fuck out of that video
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//////////Reply by broner
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
@n00fag, TEABAG!!!! (via fun high school pranks.)
also, freezing, bra’s, brah.
so rad. so magical.
can i get another shop lifted beer?
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July 25th, 2010 at 7:28 pm
Not to bring them a bit of humanity…but, what do we do different when we hear GBV is touring with the “classic” linup in the fall? OMG!! GBV!! (as seen on ALL FB posts this week)
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July 25th, 2010 at 7:31 pm
that cover ruled sooo hard. might be better than the original.
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//////////Reply by keep Dentron beard
//////////Posted July 25th, 2010 at 11:37 pm
@bro, got kinda like an “all along the watch tower” thing goin on here
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July 25th, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Dunno why Im surprised but have not heard of a single band they mentioned
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July 25th, 2010 at 7:34 pm
ne1 else think that, minus the screamer dude, the confide cover isn’t bad? like, get rid of the screamer dude and have the drummer dude sing the whole cover?
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//////////Reply by Jim DeRogatis
//////////Posted July 25th, 2010 at 8:26 pm
@elliott, fuck dude, i was thinking the same thing. fuck.
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July 25th, 2010 at 7:34 pm
“miss the freckle in yalls eye….”
…same, double freckle in one multi-colored eye
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//////////Reply by down to chill koala
//////////Posted July 25th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
@LCF, my sis has a freckle thing in her eye.. had 2 get it checked out when she was lil in case it was some kinda of cist but i guess zooey deschanel has the same thang
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//////////Reply by LCF
//////////Posted July 25th, 2010 at 11:14 pm
@down to chill koala,
cute, like the movie “chinatown”,
only w/a joyful ending
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July 25th, 2010 at 7:39 pm
but carles, on the screencap of that facebook wall-2-wall, it clearly says that the post is ‘liked’ by ‘you’.. s000…. just sayin bro
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//////////Reply by rivers broumo
//////////Posted July 25th, 2010 at 8:35 pm
@Broran van der Sloot,
picked up on that 2 bro. feel worried abt carles being a closet emo.
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//////////Reply by Glenn Broncbro
//////////Posted July 25th, 2010 at 8:38 pm
@Broran van der Sloot, Srsly hope Carles just got a tip from some alt FB friend who liked this post ‘ironically’ and sent Carles a pic.
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//////////Reply by chillbro
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 9:27 pm
@Glenn Broncbro, my sis sent him the screenshot and she was the one who liked the status. (she is a tween screamo alt)
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//////////Reply by Michael Tugless
//////////Posted July 27th, 2010 at 5:55 am
@Broran van der Sloot,
Duh, Clrs didn’t write this, stoopids,
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July 25th, 2010 at 8:04 pm
TOP NEWS carles
NOT.
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July 25th, 2010 at 8:35 pm
That screamo bro in the video needs to eat a dick.
<3 the new Warped Tour version of this meme, AltBot.
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July 25th, 2010 at 8:38 pm
you actually support tweens in finding their way into the indiesphere carles? let those bros scream all they want, they will never know what good music is.
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//////////Reply by glittler
//////////Posted July 25th, 2010 at 10:16 pm
@slowbro, every1 deserves a second chance. even tweens.
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//////////Reply by fernanbro pessoa
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 6:04 am
@slowbro, bro, i used to be one of these tweens, hro helped me find my way; guided me toward the light. think i should go do motivational talks at schools now like some sort of reformed drug addict that found god.
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//////////Reply by chillwavvin
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 9:49 pm
@fernanbro pessoa, totally bro. u r such an inspiration.
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July 25th, 2010 at 9:17 pm
atl represent yall
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//////////Reply by killuminati
//////////Posted July 25th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
@Broak Obama, Barak Brobama
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//////////Reply by Snark E. Smith (via The Fail)
//////////Posted July 27th, 2010 at 5:59 am
@killuminati, Chilluminati
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July 25th, 2010 at 9:42 pm
A lot of bros find it hard to express emotions, so they need screamo as an ‘outlet’. You know when these bros listen to Confide they’re like, “man, they ‘get’ me”. We’re all looking for a band that ‘understands’ us. Except that girl, who just totally thinks the singer out of Emarose is sooooo hot.
“Crawling in my skin, these wounds, they will not heal” — The Linkin Parks.
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//////////Reply by Snark E. Smith (via The Fail)
//////////Posted July 27th, 2010 at 6:02 am
@HRO Reference Meme,
Tugs for that Broprah
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July 25th, 2010 at 9:50 pm
<3 "one man’s buzzband is another man’s poopy fart noises" <3. u always know how 2 make me 'lol' crls. synchronized jumping/crouching = hella ghey.
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//////////Reply by Snark E. Smith (via The Fail)
//////////Posted July 27th, 2010 at 6:04 am
@BIGCHILLIESTYLE,
Crls didn’t type that you dengus
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July 25th, 2010 at 10:43 pm
Walteurs?
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July 25th, 2010 at 10:44 pm
should have warp toured with you (via new “great on fallon”)
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July 25th, 2010 at 10:51 pm
Do like some bands on the line up. Not ashamed. Got to get my metal on.
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//////////Reply by Snark E. Smith (via The Fail)
//////////Posted July 27th, 2010 at 6:12 am
@Metalbro,
Bro u suck. That shit is like the shittiest metals on the periodic table.
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July 25th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
Some people ‘love’ some buzzbands that are people think are ‘absolute shit.’
h8 2 b a doosh but that aint proper anglish
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//////////Reply by Satanz Gr8
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
@Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan, Hey we all <3 Satan and everything, but isn't this a bit much?
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//////////Reply by Bifurcated Goat/Lizard Hybrid Penis Violently Spazzing Inside Satan
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 9:16 pm
@Satanz Gr8, On your moms face it is!
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July 25th, 2010 at 11:12 pm
Unchill AZN Bro should make an appearance @ Warped 2k10, y’alls.
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July 25th, 2010 at 11:30 pm
oooh festivals!
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July 26th, 2010 at 12:14 am
copy maiden, or metallica, or every time i die
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July 26th, 2010 at 12:14 am
slittin my wrists with excitement yall
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July 26th, 2010 at 1:30 am
All screaming bands should be brutally raped by African Gorillas (Via bananas and lube).
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//////////Reply by Snark E. Smith (via The Fail)
//////////Posted July 27th, 2010 at 6:15 am
@Javi,
Wow you’re really crazy huh?
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//////////Reply by Javi
//////////Posted July 27th, 2010 at 1:29 pm
@Snark E. Smith (via The Fail),
Yes. Insane (Via the membrane)
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July 26th, 2010 at 1:47 am
I hate screamo alts since they seem to think they’re better than emo but fail to realize they are even worse. Most of them eventually will move on (via going to college) in some other ‘phase’ – probably mainstream/pseudo-intellectual/rasta/’activist’ or whatever. After graduating college they’ll settle for ‘liberal white’ folks working in offices. So sad, so tragic.
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//////////Reply by Brossip Bros
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 3:42 am
@Brory, agreed
><o
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July 26th, 2010 at 2:10 am
‘One man’s buzzband is another man’s poopy fart noises’
Read as I was hitting a bowl, lol’d hard and spewed smoke
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July 26th, 2010 at 2:55 am
Thx a lot, Refuzed. JK, <3!
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July 26th, 2010 at 3:25 am
Went 2 warped this year. I listen to ‘buzzbands’ + also HxC and ‘pop-punk’. nt sure where I ‘fit in’ in the indiesphere. Feel ‘lost’ [via the tv show].
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//////////Reply by fernanbro pessoa
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 6:11 am
@insomniac bro, you just gotta lie about what u like. so on here you say ‘went to warped this year, effing sucked jus’ went cause my ‘stream lil bro needed me to look after him cause my parents didn’t want him on his own incase he experimented with girls/drugs/alcohol/guys’ then to your hxc bros you’lll be all like ‘my weird cousin was down, had to go to some show called ‘the panda bears’cause he bought me a ticket. didn’t even sound like music, so many effing hipsters. tried to start a sweet circle pit but those effing hipsters just stood there gently swaying’
and everyone loves pop-punk so just carry on with that.
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July 26th, 2010 at 3:34 am
Arcade Fire leaked, new Daft Punk tunes, and you post this?
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July 26th, 2010 at 4:57 am
I pity the children who listen to screamo and call themselves ‘hard’. You are not the connoisseurs of metal you think you are.
[via listening to bands other than AnCo once]
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July 26th, 2010 at 5:07 am
such great heights was such a pivotal step of my metamorphosis into the entry-level-alt world. before i became a true post entry alt, this was the pad i had to launch off of, the nest i had to fly from.
nice to see that it is now acting as a transition point for many tweens into the scream core emo warp-tastic world.
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July 26th, 2010 at 5:49 am
“Screamo. Now there’s a genre I haven’t heard in a long time…”
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July 26th, 2010 at 7:46 am
every time i die are still a chill bunch of bros
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July 26th, 2010 at 8:34 am
i Wikipedia’d this band in this video and they are actually a Christian band
that’s fuckin wild to me, y’all
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//////////Reply by indiana basin silt college
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 8:56 am
@sweet dick willie, all the really good bands are
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July 26th, 2010 at 9:29 am
Warped Alts = Walts.
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//////////Reply by 12broblues
//////////Posted July 28th, 2010 at 5:02 am
@beardofbees, wish walt was explained[via lost season finale]
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July 26th, 2010 at 9:42 am
I like how people still say “brutal,” like in 2003
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July 26th, 2010 at 10:38 am
Is this an offshoot of Lilith Fair?
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July 26th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Carles, you gotta realize a lot of these ‘screamo alts’ evolve into hipsters, and will someday flock to this here blog. I used to be one of them a few years ago. It’s just a phase.
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//////////Reply by slowbro
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 4:03 pm
@coolio, how do you go from screaming death metal trash to listening torbro y moi?
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//////////Reply by coolio
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
@slowbro, With age comes knowledge.
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//////////Reply by Snark E. Smith (via The Fail)
//////////Posted July 27th, 2010 at 6:07 am
@coolio,
Nah they mostly become WOW3 trolls getting lifted off buzzdrinks and getting tugs by autistic tomboys
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July 26th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Brand evolution of a post-hardcore Waltster turned hipster:
Vans > Billabong > Volcom > WeSc > Obey > Am Appy
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//////////Reply by chillwavvin
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 9:51 pm
@//Dave, sweet ‘chart’ bro
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//////////Reply by //Dave
//////////Posted July 27th, 2010 at 5:39 pm
@chillwavvin, thx bro, handcrafted, gonna sell it on etsy
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July 26th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
My quote in my last yearbook said something like “I will miss my swim team, and all of the times i went to warped tour”
I went for three years to the warped, i think its complete shit shit now
i hope i dont hate buzzbands when im 30…. (im 20 now, i went to the warpes when i was 14-16 years of age)
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//////////Reply by JPMoSPo
//////////Posted July 28th, 2010 at 6:48 pm
@broey socey scene, same here yall. watevvs, this is like life [via circle of].
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July 26th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
SCREAMO CONFESSION:
i still like underOATH
:X
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//////////Reply by french braid princess
//////////Posted July 27th, 2010 at 8:35 pm
@broey socey scene, definitely went to sounds of the underground in 2003 when i was 15 to see underoath and my chemical romance hahahaahaha. still secretly listen to underoath also, cant believe that shit was 7 fucking years ago
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July 26th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
warpwave?
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July 26th, 2010 at 6:48 pm
back in the day i used to listen to it all. yea i graduated to “indiesphere” but some people might thing indie is garbage. i asked a friend once if he ever heard vampire weekend and he replied that he would never have a indie bone in his body. carles… dont think that hipster music ONLY has the best lyrics. they do have decent stuff but SOME of my most favorite “poetic” stuff is “that emo poop”. and the shows are actually pretty good. think of a rave with poetic lyrics. dont shun it all down. and some are just plain old fun. your laughing half the time, even that “deathcore” stuff. only “goth geeks” take it seriously. give them a chance carles :)
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//////////Reply by Bifurcated Goat/Lizard Hybrid Penis Violently Spazzing Inside Satan
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 9:20 pm
@j.j., “I fucking h8 u, whore!”= my fave poetry
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//////////Reply by j.j.
//////////Posted July 30th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
@Bifurcated Goat/Lizard Hybrid Penis Violently Spazzing Inside Satan,
with a name like that, im not surprised :)
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//////////Reply by slowbro
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 11:44 pm
@j.j., k scenebro
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//////////Reply by j.j.
//////////Posted July 30th, 2010 at 6:04 pm
@slowbro, k slowbro :)
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July 26th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
Carles is staying in touch with the kids, or fooling them.
Hehe.
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July 26th, 2010 at 10:28 pm
attack attack and i see stars are fucking dope. check out the songs “3d” and “bro, ashley’s here” for more info.
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July 27th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Remember when emo music was Death Cab for Cutie? When did the emotion of emo turn from angsty love into angsty rage? :(
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July 27th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
all that shit sounds the same
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//////////Reply by j.j.
//////////Posted July 30th, 2010 at 6:04 pm
@l, some people can say that all of folk-indie sounds the same. i used to think of it like that. i grew to like it tho.
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