Kanye West does soft porn denim photo shoot with curvy assed Amber Rose

Published on Tuesday 7/13/2010 @ 12:56 PM by the ALT REPORT Robot

Link: http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/802072299/amber-rose-and-kanye-west-1

A lot of blogs were buzzing that Kanye West had ‘broken up’ with curvy ass white girl Amber Rose. She was spotted canoodling with NFL player Reggie Bush [link], but that was probs just a ’1 night stand’, and staying with Kanye West was probably better for her career long-term. Tons of blogspots love 2 cover Kanye memes.

N e ways, they did some photo shoot that seemed ‘mildly pornographic’ [via Terry Richardson]. Not hardcore stuff, but just super soft stuff. Some people really ‘get off’ 2 soft porn since it leaves more 2 the imagination.

Do yall like the ‘dark, hard, snuffy stuff’ or the ‘soft porn’ type of stuff?
Do yall like public displays of affection?

Not even sure what is happening in this pic. It seems like he thinks she is some sort of ‘popsicle’, or perhaps he will lick her from her head 2 her toes [via that 1 Ludacris song].

I think this pose ‘turns me on’ the most. It features Kanye West rubbing his erect penis [thru his jeans] against the vaginal area of Amber Rose. Used to use this one all the time against the lockers in high school/at the movie theatre. Really helps both members of the couple to ‘get wet’ [via precum].

Will ‘denim jackets’ be a new blipster trend?
Will Kanye West’s new album be the album of the year?

Do yall feel comfortable seeing this interracial relationship?
Are Kanye West and Amber Rose the #2 couple in music? (behind Jay-Z and Beyonce/Ben Gibbard & Zooey Deschanel)
Do u wish u could be black and date a white chick?
Does Amber Rose only ‘do’ black dudes?

Tags: Amber Rose, interracial relationships, kanye west, Terry Richardson

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42 comments to “Kanye West does soft porn denim photo shoot with curvy assed Amber Rose”

the real a.w.k.
July 13th, 2010 at 12:58 pm

the woods are lovely dark and deep

//////////Reply by SALTINES
//////////Posted July 13th, 2010 at 2:17 pm

@the real a.w.k., if i was a six year old lost in these woods, fck, i don’t even know

this is more “the horror” instead of “hard” or “softness”

dude’s a freaking weirdo, with half-a-beardo to boot

//////////Reply by BRObert Frost
//////////Posted July 14th, 2010 at 9:53 am

@the real a.w.k., BLATANT PLAGIARISM, PUT IT IN QUOTES

lol
July 13th, 2010 at 12:58 pm

nice

//////////Reply by sydney Broitier
//////////Posted July 13th, 2010 at 1:51 pm

@lol, hope kanye ate some mentos b/f that head lick.

//////////Reply by brory
//////////Posted July 13th, 2010 at 3:19 pm

@sydney Broitier, mentos……….alt??

also, am i the only 1 who doesn’t think of this girl as “white?” maybe need 2 adjust the contrast on my computer / phone

brory
July 13th, 2010 at 1:03 pm

i love denim porn

//////////Reply by steve gheyoki
//////////Posted July 13th, 2010 at 3:12 pm

@brory, Kanyes hair looks like red from pineapple express

//////////Reply by brory
//////////Posted July 13th, 2010 at 3:17 pm

@steve gheyoki, tru.dat

was trying 2 place it; now i have. thx bro

combatrock
July 13th, 2010 at 1:03 pm

Power=great song, let’s hope the album is like that. was i the only 1 who was actually quite in2 808s?

and y is amber wearing sunglasses indoors.

kanye looks pretty weirded out in the 2nd photo, like “why am i licking this person’s head.”

//////////Reply by brory
//////////Posted July 13th, 2010 at 1:06 pm

@combatrock, 1. nah. 1 of my bros liked 2 “swear up + down” that 808 was aoty

2. bc sun glasses r kewl

3. also has a mullet

//////////Reply by the real a.w.k.
//////////Posted July 13th, 2010 at 1:14 pm

@combatrock, alts loved this album

rap fans hated this album

it was highly acclaimed and is probably the reason obama is president

i think it’s accurate to call it the most influential album of last decade

//////////Reply by combatrock
//////////Posted July 13th, 2010 at 1:33 pm

@the real a.w.k., the reason obama is president?

and as an alt and a sorta rap fan i like the album – figures I guess

//////////Reply by LCD Brosystem
//////////Posted July 13th, 2010 at 1:33 pm

@the real a.w.k.,

Definitely. My neighbor named his kid 808′s.

Y
July 13th, 2010 at 1:16 pm

Kinda feel like Carles in Charge needs to stop covering mnstrm pieces like this. Its starting to dilute the site. Seems like HRO in XX is just like Catholics..tryna appeal 2 da masses/be user/entrylevelerfriendly. Just my opinion though.

//////////Reply by jvac
//////////Posted July 13th, 2010 at 3:04 pm

@Y, yeh thats been happening for a while now. but is it crls’ fault? or is it b/c ‘hipster’ is now mainstream? feel like we need to develop some new buzzwords/bands/trends before we all become irrelevant.

//////////Reply by Hello
//////////Posted July 13th, 2010 at 7:18 pm

@jvac, you obviously don’t “get it” if you think your trends ever were relevant

//////////Reply by jvac
//////////Posted July 13th, 2010 at 7:44 pm

@Hello, erryone ‘gets it’ these days. Gonna pack up and move to a new microculture, nvr 2 b seen again.

poop wavves
July 13th, 2010 at 1:20 pm

Feel like now-a-days Carles just hates on anyone who tries do things “out of the box” as being inauthentic or trying to hard. Think Carles needs “get back” to the chillwave era. The chillwave silence of 2k10 must really be getting 2 him.

Miike Bro
July 13th, 2010 at 1:28 pm

It’s kinda weird what he’s doing to that mannequin

//////////Reply by brory
//////////Posted July 13th, 2010 at 4:43 pm

@Miike Bro, excellent observation. that woman does look like a mannequin.

combatrock
July 13th, 2010 at 1:38 pm

does anyone else think kanye is a good rapper but is better at producing?

listen to his shit on the blueprint, kicks ass

//////////Reply by bassbasswobblewobble
//////////Posted July 14th, 2010 at 2:37 pm

@combatrock, dubstep > rap

//////////Reply by marley sofia vinci-leventhal
//////////Posted July 14th, 2010 at 11:06 pm

@combatrock, agreed!

& dubstep>rap (on acid)
& rap>dubstep (highonpot)

the brex brex
July 13th, 2010 at 1:58 pm

i wanna hear more xx news, starting 2 get bored of these shitty memes

//////////Reply by brory
//////////Posted July 13th, 2010 at 2:05 pm

@the brex brex, xx sucked on fallon yall

Gorillaz vs Grizzly Bear
July 13th, 2010 at 2:48 pm

I’m so jaded after reading Crls’ most recent posts. No you Crls never know how you make a bro feel.

Val Chillmer
July 13th, 2010 at 2:55 pm

perfect alt ass?

//////////Reply by jvac
//////////Posted July 13th, 2010 at 3:06 pm

@Val Chillmer, idk if its alt, but its definitely a perfect ass.

//////////Reply by kurt brobain
//////////Posted July 14th, 2010 at 4:08 am

@jvac, i totes pc’d

Amy
July 13th, 2010 at 3:44 pm

Damn I knew denim was going to come back!

Failbro
July 13th, 2010 at 3:49 pm

Carles your last blog posts were shit but I always hope 4 better. I’m using other sources 4 mah music man [via blogz]. You gotta stay on top of the game