Juggalos promote their annual gathering, create video teaser for internet 2 make fun of

Published on Monday 7/19/2010 @ 4:16 PM by the ALT REPORT Robot
         


are a new zany subculture of American humans. They are usually poor, middle Americans who are mad uneducated. They listen to a genre of music called , which is where a white dude with face paint raps about killing people, having sex with their dead bodies, and eating them. Even though can be any race/color/demographic, they are often associated with ‘white trash’, sorta like uneducated bros/a gathering of misfits who find ‘strength in numbers.’

N e ways, they have a music festival / conference / gathering / seminar every year, and they create a video meme to ‘hype it up.’ It seems like it is an annual meme that all ‘high level culture blogs’ get to make fun of, since they are ‘soo stupid, poor, and dumb.’ Always a slam dunk of a meme to watch anything juggalo related, so it is super sweet of them to throw down this annual meme, showcasing how ‘backwards’/'stupid’ their culture is.

Feel like maybe juggalo festivals are more authentic than indie music fans. Their ‘festival’ is mad underground, and they don’t have any corporate sponsorships. Wonder if that makes the festival more authentic. Feel like I might stop going to over-sponsored indie festivals.

When ur festival has a corporate sponsorship, do u make more money, or do u just ‘put on a better festival’?
Will the Gather of the be more dangerous than most California raves?
This year, will we see tons of internet humor video making bros go ‘on location’ the the festival to ‘make fun of the ’ in a series of youtube/funny or die videos that get ‘millions’ of views?
Is the Juggalo Nation a chiller nation than ‘Indie Nation’?
Are indie fans ‘better than ’ because their parents made more money than Juggalo Parents?
Do u feel bad for the old rap groups who now only appeal to a weird subgroup of white people

Feel like the gathering is probably a mad progressive place. A place where genres like ‘rap’ and ‘rock’ merge into a super genre [via Limp Bizkits].

Honestly kinda want to be a juggalo now. I feel like I have always been searching for ‘my place in the world’ and ‘a group of like-minded individuals’ to have relevant topical discussions with. Just wanna get meaningful, and feel ‘not so alone.’ So ‘jaded’ and ‘snarky’–just wish I could believe in miracles again [via nostalgic images of youth].

Wanna ride the dreamwave
the jugg wave
the white trash wave
the goth clown prsnl brnd

Be a 2nd rate citizen
with a group of people who truly understand me
tired of upper middle class problems
just wanna be non-self-aware
and get drunk with my juggabros

R u gonna go to the ?
Is Juggalo bashing ‘mainstream’?
Should we build a fence around the , and keep the from returning to society?
Are bad for society / America?
Are more ‘pure’ than indie music fans?
Are internet snarky culture blog readers ‘better than’ because they browse the internet on premium Macbooks instead of crappy Dell / HP laptops?
Do the seem like a chill experience, like a huge ‘unemployment fair’?


       

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