Group of alt girls make ‘sexie bikinis’ out of IKEA bags
Published on Monday 7/26/2010 @ 4:00 PM by the ALT REPORT RobotLink: http://ikeahacker.blogspot.com/2010/07/ikea-bikini-summer-clothing-line.html
Whenever I feel like ‘reinventing my space’ with kewl, Swedish designs at a low cost, I will rent a UHAUL, drive out to suburbia, and ‘reinvent my space’ by purchasing $1000-$5000 worth of impulse-bought furniture that doesn’t really match at IKEA. At first, I will feel ‘like a brand new person’ since I think my life will be way better with tons of low cost desks and coffee tables and ‘knick-knacks’, but then I realize that I have to assemble it all, and that it all looks kinda tacky.
N e ways, some ‘alt skanks’ made bikinis out of IKEA bags. This seems kinda ‘alt’ but at the same time, kinda ‘suburban stream.’ Might be more alt to make bikinis out of Bed Bath and Beyond coupons.
Not sure if this is ‘fashion design’ or just a ‘crappy arts and crafts project.’
R u turned on by some IKEA titties?
Will we find the perfect alternative breasts nestled within an IKEA bag?
Are ‘tankinis’ an effective swimsuit solution for ‘pleasantly plump’ women or should they go with the retro NBA jersey + sports bra/huge ass baggy shirt? Do u think IKEA would design tankinis if they produced swimsuits?
Do u wish u could go 2 a conceptual strip club and get a lap dance from a ‘high class alt stripper’ who had a banging body, but also ‘understood fundamental design principles’?
Do women who ‘are trying 2 hard to express themselves’ end up making ‘sexi’/'shitty’ arts and crafts projects?
Will u make summer bikinis out of IKEA bags?
Will u choose a different retailer like Am Appy or Abercrombies and Fetch?
Do u support women + ‘the arts’?
Do u like metaphors about retail identity + consumerism?
Is IKEA a ‘good product’ or is everything that they make ‘tacky shit’?
Is IKEA ‘the over-branded WALMART’ of furniture + home appliance stores?
What do u own from IKEA?
Do u wish u could purchase an alt girl in a bikini from IKEA?
Do u think these alternative entrepreneurs will make ‘tons of blog money’ from their Etsy store?
R u hornie, or do conceptual women showing off their bodies ‘make ur peen go limp’?
49 comments to “Group of alt girls make ‘sexie bikinis’ out of IKEA bags”
July 26th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
first?
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July 26th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
First
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July 26th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
U Ferst
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July 26th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
feel ‘sad’ ikea is what ‘my people’ are best known for [via being swedish]. also wonder if this is what it feels like to have your culture ‘appropriated’.
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//////////Reply by Bro-Starr
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 4:22 pm
@ernestbro ‘che’ guevara, don’t 4get goofy ‘lil pocketknives, bro. and that chef muppet bro, <3 ya'll Swedebros.
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//////////Reply by Bro-Starr
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
@Bro-Starr, actually. regret that my apathy in american ‘world history courses’ mixed up your country with the banking-bros. I guess that proves your point, sry swede-bros
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//////////Reply by chillamanjaro
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
@Bro-Starr, swiss/swede whatever. starts with S, makes gross food, prolly has hot aryan babes
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//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
@ernestbro ‘che’ guevara, not just ikea also know you for ace of base/abba swede bro
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//////////Reply by down to chill koala
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 5:54 pm
@ernestbro ‘che’ guevara, love ur chocolate <3<3<3
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//////////Reply by San diegbro
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
@ernestbro ‘che’ guevara, My bum is on the Swedish (via Tom green)
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//////////Reply by BurntReynolds
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 6:40 pm
@ernestbro ‘che’ guevara, And meatballs And lingenberry sauce
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July 26th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
ginders
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//////////Reply by Ragga Star Taco Night
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
@Plibt, Richard is Dunn
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July 26th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
lesbians
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July 26th, 2010 at 4:17 pm
last
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July 26th, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Well I ain’t concerned, they love us hustlas and dealers
They wanna tear our houses down so they can build some IKEA’s
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July 26th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I hate IKEA…a fatty broke my couch! [via sitting down too fast]
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//////////Reply by protip
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 5:14 pm
@Token Blipster,
Break 2-3 adjacent boards to create a comfy hole in your ikea couch.
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July 26th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Im gonna make a bra of my billy system.
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July 26th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
gearing up the suburbs rhetoric in mad anticipation of new ‘cade fire buzz. nice.
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//////////Reply by San diegbro
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 6:05 pm
@John, Feel like they’ll never live up to ‘funeral’ same middle class meme draggin on every record
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//////////Reply by John
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 7:08 pm
@San diegbro, totally true but 2k10 has big enough buzz holes for them to fit into.
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//////////Reply by crystal tassels
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 9:36 pm
@John, yeah funeral it will prolly not happen like that again
July 26th, 2010 at 4:55 pm
http://dismagazine.com/new-style-options/53/diskea/
juss sayin’.
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//////////Reply by BurntReynolds
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
@ryyn, better quality alt babes
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July 26th, 2010 at 5:14 pm
making tankinis/trunks from the amappy bags ive accumulated
any1 want one?
gonna start an etsy
plan on making ‘mad bank’ off of mnstrms
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//////////Reply by chillwavvin
//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
@cousins, sounds rly kewl bro. i’d totally buy that stuff from you. <3 being a mnstrmr
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July 26th, 2010 at 5:22 pm
1. def. suburbanstream…did u rly have 2 ask? ikea = not alt
2. “yes” (re: “r u turned on by ikea titties”)
3. final analysis: hornie
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July 26th, 2010 at 5:52 pm
feel like these would be mad uncomfortable, but would be worth it in the end becuz u would be thought of as ahead of the curve / ahead of ur time. sometimes u just have 2 sacrifice ur comfortability 4 fashun.
what is the most alt furniture store? what abt the Empire Todays? they have that kewl lil jingle [800-588-2300 empire 2day].
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July 26th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
miss duct tape wallets </3
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July 26th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Where dat ass at, bitches? Damnn.
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July 26th, 2010 at 6:40 pm
I’ve been to that I. K. E. A. store. All the things they sell have foreign names. They could’ve saved me a bunch of aggrivation if they had had a translator available. I did eat a good square meal there though, so it wasn’t a wasted trip.
The Codger
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//////////Reply by Cabramel
//////////Posted July 27th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
@The Codger, loves you Codge! <3
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//////////Reply by The Codger
//////////Posted July 27th, 2010 at 5:15 pm
@Cabramel, Hello, Cabramel. That’s a very interesting name. Can’t say I’ve ever met anyone named that before. Keep up the good work.
Best,
The Codger
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July 26th, 2010 at 7:07 pm
so ugly
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July 26th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
u guys hate fun?
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July 26th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
do not care how ‘alt’ these are, they are fugly as hell and I would rather buy my shit at a “pack sun” or something.
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//////////Posted July 26th, 2010 at 7:38 pm
@b, for real they look like are just promoting some kind of ‘recycling’ event or something. literally looks ‘trashy’.
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July 26th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
yall crls is just waitin 4 p4k’s review of Besty Coasty so he comment and make ‘mad blog monies’
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July 26th, 2010 at 8:18 pm
Yo carles, why u stealin best coasts weed? Not chill bro, not chill at all.
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July 26th, 2010 at 9:07 pm
feel like tugging 2 the ikea gurlz would b like trying 2 tug 2 bitches covered in chocolate syrup or whipped creamz or other food product [via trying rlly hard 2 cum and 'not being able to']
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July 26th, 2010 at 9:35 pm
every1 knows that ikea aint mainstream cuz it was in 500 days of summer
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July 27th, 2010 at 12:09 am
not sexie!
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July 27th, 2010 at 7:59 am
Group of non-alt girls make ‘opposite of sexie bikinis’ out of shitty foreign furniture company garbage bags…
For a closer look visit here:
http://my.project-jk.com/data/500/fat-girls-in-bikinis.jpg
(Don’t know why this is not linking…)
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//////////Reply by freebird1201
//////////Posted July 27th, 2010 at 8:00 am
@freebird1201, nevermind it did work. ha!
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July 27th, 2010 at 11:25 am
8.4
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July 28th, 2010 at 8:44 am
ikea sucks
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July 29th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
It’s art?
And they’re not hipsters.
Love how you have nothing better to do than comment on some stupid article…sorry…rant about someone’s own project they do on their free time.
This whole website is shitty.
Like really.
i helped make these, and
WE’RE NOT FUCKING HIPSTERS!!
I don’t live in Williamsburg, and I’m not a poser. We’re just having fun making shit as a joke, that people actually happen to like and pay money for. Ikea sends us shit to develop this.
so, in conclusion,
I don’t give a fuck considering the fact that we’re making money while you’re wasting your time reading this.
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August 26th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
I think this is a great display of the girls artistic ability Its funny how someone has something to say about everything even when they could probably never in there life make or do something of this sort, I wonder if Ikea will start carrying your bikinis that would be an awesome achievement. keep up the good work!
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