GRAPHIC VIDEO: Justin Bieber + fans almost trampled to death at a tween rave in a mall parking lot

Published on Tuesday 7/27/2010 @ 1:41 PM by the ALT REPORT Robot
         


Not sure what is happening in this video. Seems like is chilling in some sort of mall parking lot, riding a segway, trying to ‘run for his life’ 2 escape from a bunch of tween girls. I am not sure if he is just trying to ‘be an asshole’ to prove how ‘in Demand’ he is, or if this is some sort of viral marketing attempt. Like they hired the director of the Blair Witch project to make this viral video look ‘raw and edgy.’

A lot of people have been dying / ‘in great harm of danger’ at lately, so I feel like I can just say that this is a ‘rave’ since it seems like an insane ‘human safety hazard.’ Seems like either Bieber will get trampled by fans, then they will chop his body into pieces to sell on eBay, or a few tweens might crush eachother while trying to reach the Biebinator. From what I understand, tween skulls aren’t ‘fully developed’, so they are easier to crush. They basically have ‘the soft skull’ of an infant, since they are still learning how 2 use social media.

Worried about . Feel like concert organizers really need to ‘get their shit together’ and minimize danger. Feel like every1 just needs 2 chill out, and realize that we can just listen to MP3s in the comfort & safety of our own homes.

Wish Bieber would just ‘chill out’, and his handlers would buy him ‘top tier, curvy ass’ prostitutes, instead of letting him feel validated by the attention of these ‘still developing tween fans.’

Worried about stampedes
Worried about deaths [via trampling]
Worried about tween skulls being crushed by tween feet.
Worried abt tween pop stars
Worried that JBieber’s ‘peen’ might get ‘chomped off’ by a tween girl who doesn’t know how to ‘give proper blow jobs.’

Just wish these would be illegal so no1 in the world would overdose and/or get trampled to death any more. Feel like the American government needs to ‘shut down’ and/or .

Worried abt safety.
Do yall think if we put all of the tweens in America in one huge mall, they would create a society where different stores are their ‘homelands’, and there would be wars between different ‘countries/shops’ in order to create a perfect tween society?
Would u be ‘ashamed’ of your daughter if she died in a trampling accident?
Would u rather have ur daughter be ‘obsessed with Twilight’ or ‘obsessed with ’?
Do u want to be a famous tween so u can get unlimited tween lips on ur sexual organs, or are u afraid that u will be chased down + killed?


       

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