Diplo calls M.I.A.’s album a ‘piece of shit’ / ‘turd’

Published on Thursday 7/8/2010 @ 8:08 AM by the ALT REPORT Robot
         
Link: http://pitchfork.com/news/39392-echo-chamber-diplo-on-mia-again


is a popular DJ who used to ‘bang’ M.I.A. before she ‘went gold digga’ and married some billionaire’s son. apparently produced one of two tracks on M.I.A.’s new album “/\/\/\\|/\|/\Y/\/\/\\/\”, but he went on twitter and was talking with random bros, then went ahead and said that her album was basically a ‘huge piece of shit.’

He seems chill to be ‘honest’ in a world where all indie artists and DJs are ‘just trying to be butt buddies.’

Honestly haven’t listened to the new album, but feel like it is more than likely ‘a huge piece of shit.’

I wonder what kind of turd thinks the album really is
a) a drop of turd, like a pellet
b) a long log of turd
c) a small nub of turd
d) a pile of turd(s)
e) a little soft serve swirl of turd
f) runny diarrhea turds sitting in liquid shit
g) Choose ur own turd style

Most importantly, the popular reviews site Pitchfork ‘ran this as a story’, making it clear that they have no interest in pretending that this is a good album. This has to be ‘paving the way’ for an underwhelming review. Many hoped that Pitchfork would ‘pan’ MGMT’s Congratulations, but some have hope that they will turn MIA’s album in2 the scapegoat of 2k10, giving it a sub-5.0 score. Some claim that Pitchfork ‘must’ pan MIA’s album in order to distance themselves from her brand after they let her use their twitter account [link].

(Note: It is in every website’s best interest to ‘pan’ the album, since negative M.I.A. press can account for massive traffic boosts.)

Is M.I.A.’s album ‘a piece of shit’?
Is M.I.A. a human turd?
When M.I.A. talks, do turds fall out of her mouth?
Is a ‘chill ass bro’ or a ‘bitter Ex BF’?
Did ‘hit it and quit it’ when M.I.A.’s stock was high?
Will write a ‘tell all’ book about M.I.A.?
Are yall on #TeamDiplo or #Team_M_I_A_?
Is part of a ‘marketing plan’ for M.I.A., or does he genuinely think that the album ‘mad sux’?
What will Pitchfork give M.I.A.’s album?
Can M.I.A. have an ‘awesome public meltdown’ as her album is crucified/lynched?


       

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