Lady Gaga ‘falls on her ass’ after wearing zany, nonfunctional shoes

Published on Thursday 6/24/2010 @ 8:00 AM by the ALT REPORT Robot

Link: http://gossipcelebs.us/2010/lady-gaga-falls-at-heathrow-airport-in-london/

Lady Gaga is ‘a progressive artist’ who tries 2 take her personal brand to the next level by wearing ‘stupid shit’ that provides great blog photo memes. One day, she will probably wear the skin of an African American woman ‘just 2 get headlines.’ N e ways… she wore some ‘really stupid’ shoes while walking thru Heathrow [via Heath Bar] airport. Because she shoes are ‘so dumb’, she fell over, sorta like when a bro on stilts falls over.

Wonder if she was ‘doomed’ 2 fall based on ‘how stupid’ her shoes were.

Should Lady Gaga go to design / architecture / fashion school so that she can learn what makes fashion ‘beautiful’?
Is Lady Gaga ‘trying 2 hard’ to be a ‘fashionable slut’?
Should Lady Gaga just let 1,000,000 men ‘gang bang’ her and put it on youtube / pornotube / xtube /redtube / cumtube / other popular porn video site?

Sorta want to go to Hot Topic and buy some goth platform shoes.

Might spend a few weeks learning how to walk in them.

Do yall know what makes Lady Gaga ‘so revolutionary’?
Does she deserve ‘pain’?
Is this the beginning of the end of Lady Gaga’s career?
Should we replace Lady Gaga with the Lady Gaga fuck doll?
Should Lady Gaga go on ‘project Runway’?
WTF is ‘fashion’?

Tags: Lady GaGa, platform shoes, shoes

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33 comments to “Lady Gaga ‘falls on her ass’ after wearing zany, nonfunctional shoes”

bob hope and don rickles
June 24th, 2010 at 8:06 am

prop comedy. love it!

Slutwavves
June 24th, 2010 at 8:11 am

We’re taking over physical comedy ya’ll. Next up, we’re gonna light Katy Perry’s face on fire.

//////////Reply by knocksersaurus
//////////Posted June 24th, 2010 at 8:18 am

@Slutwavves, not her teetahs tho.

//////////Reply by Drew
//////////Posted June 24th, 2010 at 8:34 am

@knocksersaurus, Just wanna do whippets, bro.

//////////Reply by Cha Bro
//////////Posted June 24th, 2010 at 11:34 am

@Drew, whippits and poppers

wes branderson
June 24th, 2010 at 8:35 am

i woulda just pretended that i lost a contact lense. i sorta feel like this is karma gettin’ her back for the time she helped beyonce poison tyrese.

//////////Reply by oliviar
//////////Posted June 24th, 2010 at 9:20 pm

@wes branderson, rofl omfg

chillwavvin
June 24th, 2010 at 8:39 am

” One day, she will probably wear the skin of an African American woman ‘just 2 get headlines.’”
lolololz

m
June 24th, 2010 at 8:51 am

as a death-metal friend of mine said, ‘dude, forget about Mayhem, they don’t take themselves seriously, but this chick is Nihilism’

//////////Reply by tragedy in toyland
//////////Posted June 24th, 2010 at 10:01 am

@m, mayhem’s black metal… and they used to take themselves seriously… via killing each other and their drummer burying his clothes in the ground before shows so he’d look dead… gaga is pretty antinihilism

//////////Reply by Slobrodan Chillbrošević
//////////Posted June 24th, 2010 at 12:38 pm

@tragedy in toyland, seriously.

//////////Reply by some black bro
//////////Posted June 24th, 2010 at 8:04 pm

@tragedy in toyland, didn’t Mayhem like… eat each other’s brains? [via zombielust]

meme or die
June 24th, 2010 at 8:54 am

gaga spill…she’s so lamestream…wtf is up with that cape?

//////////Reply by Drunk Aaron Neville
//////////Posted June 24th, 2010 at 9:09 am

@meme or die, It seems really entry lvl.

pussapotumus
June 24th, 2010 at 8:58 am

only thing missing is a pie in the face

Quartertonalitybro
June 24th, 2010 at 9:24 am

feel like she is so vulnerable and ‘un-gagag’ on the floor of the airport. She just wants to be a meme. No reason to get hurt.

//////////Reply by so broed
//////////Posted June 24th, 2010 at 10:32 am

@Quartertonalitybro, feel like we should stop being so hostile 2 her and just ‘ride the slutwave’

//////////Reply by Quartertonalitybro
//////////Posted June 24th, 2010 at 10:34 am

@so broed, [via sexin']?

AltBrooklyBro
June 24th, 2010 at 9:27 am

get this stale meme out! hru only serves fresh buzzospherre endorsed memes, and this is not up to our company standards!

HRO Reference Meme
June 24th, 2010 at 9:59 am

Yall gotta remember ‘middle America’ is still shocked by ‘controversial’ memes like Gaga.

//////////Reply by elektrowave
//////////Posted June 24th, 2010 at 1:01 pm

@HRO Reference Meme, it’s like watching kids arguing in the playground.

Tao Lin Monk
June 24th, 2010 at 10:21 am

Jeepers, when is Carls gonna start writing this blog again? This is so obv not our bro.

Wonder how much he pays his co-bloggers? How do you get in on that? Does he recruit his best imitators from the comments sect? Should try harder to replicate him via my message verse.

DROK
June 24th, 2010 at 10:55 am

How do I get a sweet HRO intern gig like this one? Writing pretty standard Alt Reports on established memes like Gaga. Seems like chill, easy work. Maybe I could get college credit too

Justin B.
June 24th, 2010 at 11:31 am

lady gaga is a nightmare

mALTeez
June 24th, 2010 at 1:11 pm

h8 lady gaga. she is the prime example of what it means 2 try 2 hard.
also h8 hro writing about her. she is a waste of the buzzsphere’s time, even if u r reporting just 2 be ironic.

Jotafrisco
June 24th, 2010 at 1:12 pm

First yall=Fall

//////////Reply by mk
//////////Posted June 24th, 2010 at 1:33 pm

@Jotafrisco, gud 1 bro

mk
June 24th, 2010 at 1:33 pm

HOLLLLLLLA @lady_diana

▲x▲
June 24th, 2010 at 1:52 pm

um its conceptual; y’all can’t understand

y'all cunts
June 24th, 2010 at 5:47 pm

oh em gee! like she is sooo zany. that is what happens to slutz that do no know how 2 hustle the right way, so hope Lady Gagreflex swallowed her pride.