Indie MP3 blogger Perez Hilton gets new alt haircut to appeal to more alternative demographics

Published on Thursday 6/10/2010 @ 8:20 PM by the ALT REPORT Robot

Perez Hilton is a popular MP3 blogger which has broken indie artists such as Katie Perry, the Black Eyed Peas, and the Death Cabs, with his progressive voice, impeccable taste, and critical eye for talent helping American to learn more about indie culture. It seems as if to ‘get more alt’, he decided to get a mad crazy alt haircut. Wonder if this blue hair will help his brand. He seems to have a positive smile, making him more approachable than tons of alt websites.

Only time will tell if Perez Hilton will get more indie alt bro fans, but it’s safe to say, with his new haircut, he is on the right track.

“Pitchforks: we’re comin for ya.”
-Perez Hilton, 2k10

Will Perez Hilton’s new haircut catapult him to the top of the indiesphere, making him the most important voice/tastemaker in the mp3 blog/music meme economy?

Tags: alternative haircuts, dying your hair blue, Perez Hilton

← M.I.A. starts her own society, creates her own form of currency called “MIAbucks”

The Cure gets a perfect 10.0 from Pitchfork →

56 comments to “Indie MP3 blogger Perez Hilton gets new alt haircut to appeal to more alternative demographics”

glittler
June 10th, 2010 at 8:24 pm

DAMNNNNNNNN.
that’s 1 sick ass hair cut.

//////////Reply by brobama
//////////Posted June 11th, 2010 at 12:49 pm

@glittler,

*wig

HJ
June 10th, 2010 at 8:31 pm

your gonna like the way you look… i guarantee it…

//////////Reply by Labia GooGoo
//////////Posted June 10th, 2010 at 10:22 pm

@HJ, lmao…

//////////Reply by broner
//////////Posted June 13th, 2010 at 2:24 pm

@HJ, zomg!

brory
June 10th, 2010 at 8:32 pm

perez hilton is such a living meme

postchillwavebro
June 10th, 2010 at 8:35 pm

Feel like MTNDEW paid him to promote a new Blue Dew drink with that “sick ass” haircut.

//////////Reply by postchillwavebro
//////////Posted June 10th, 2010 at 8:41 pm

@postchillwavebro, Just found out from on Broogle that “Blue Dew” is called Blue Shock. Do you think that this is all just a sophisticated meme to promote Blue Shock Mountain Dew. Is Wavves involved? How about Kia Soul? How does Best Coast fit into all this? He would look great on Fallon with this “do” yall.

//////////Reply by brory
//////////Posted June 10th, 2010 at 8:49 pm

@postchillwavebro, found out 2day via gas station that mtndew blue shock is the elected president of the dewmocracy…”the plot thickens” yall!

//////////Reply by postchillwavebro
//////////Posted June 10th, 2010 at 8:52 pm

@brory, whoa. where are the 9/11 Dewtruth Bros?

steve gheyoki
June 10th, 2010 at 8:37 pm

ok andy warhol

Bruce Chillis
June 10th, 2010 at 8:45 pm

That is the scariest looking man I have ever seen in my life. THAT dude dons child predator glasses on the sly.

//////////Reply by postchillwavebro
//////////Posted June 10th, 2010 at 9:01 pm

@Bruce Chillis, and that might be the “Gheyest” blazer I have ever seen.

eggs
June 10th, 2010 at 9:01 pm

Justin Blueber

//////////Reply by broraven
//////////Posted June 11th, 2010 at 5:57 pm

@eggs, + willy wonka

rad bromance
June 10th, 2010 at 9:07 pm

so keut,i like the way AIDS accentuates his cheekbones

//////////Reply by postchillwavebro
//////////Posted June 10th, 2010 at 9:22 pm

@rad bromance, How many T-cells do you think he is down to?

//////////Reply by rad bromance
//////////Posted June 10th, 2010 at 9:31 pm

@postchillwavebro,not sure but working out when he went from ‘viral’ to ‘terminal’ could give us some clues.

//////////Reply by postchillwavebro
//////////Posted June 10th, 2010 at 9:42 pm

@rad bromance, I think blue hair is a tell tale symptom of that transition.

//////////Reply by postchillwavebro
//////////Posted June 10th, 2010 at 9:45 pm

@rad bromance, H8 U Brotan Dugas

//////////Reply by jimothy fallon y'all
//////////Posted June 11th, 2010 at 3:27 am

@rad bromance, Totes LOL!

Panda Bro
June 10th, 2010 at 9:12 pm

looks like how Katy Perry is doing her hair lately

//////////Reply by brory
//////////Posted June 10th, 2010 at 9:29 pm

@Panda Bro, she’s “a real q t”

//////////Reply by postchillwavebro
//////////Posted June 10th, 2010 at 9:46 pm

@Panda Bro, Pretty Sure Perezy Hilton never “kissed a girl”

//////////Reply by chillwavvin
//////////Posted June 11th, 2010 at 7:16 am

@postchillwavebro, probably was just ‘waking up in vegas’

▲x▲
June 10th, 2010 at 9:20 pm

eeeeeeeewwwwwww

chocotaco
June 10th, 2010 at 10:02 pm

damn. prison really changed paris hilton.

yes im a perv
June 10th, 2010 at 10:03 pm

Pee Wee Hilton

Bartman
June 10th, 2010 at 10:10 pm

went to the supercuts in the mall by my house and asked for an ‘alt haircut’ and they just gave me a weird look. i knew right then i was destined to leave my ‘bumblefuck’ town for an authentic city, where the supercuts ladies know what the fuck they’re doing.

david allen beer
June 10th, 2010 at 10:11 pm

chug a lug

joey
June 10th, 2010 at 10:24 pm

MAS PUT…….

hacebro
June 10th, 2010 at 10:54 pm

perez is ‘weak sauce’ even with green hair. with blue he is ‘meek sauce’

jules
June 10th, 2010 at 11:21 pm

looks like the sassy gay male counterpart to katy perry’s wig from the highly esteemed mtv movie awards

Quartertonalitybro
June 10th, 2010 at 11:21 pm

Feel like Perez is an imitation of himself. Is the real Perez off blogging somewheres while this Perez appears in blue hair [via cloning].

I’m confused y’all. Don’t feel rite. Don’t know what 2 do.

//////////Reply by Altso Frightened
//////////Posted June 11th, 2010 at 6:37 am

@Quartertonalitybro, me 2. feel worried

//////////Reply by whenperezesroamthaearth
//////////Posted June 11th, 2010 at 5:54 pm

@Quartertonalitybro, feel like it’s srta like in multiplicity w/michael keatbro [via the 90s]. wondering if there r mayb even more perez hiltn clones out there.