Indie Blogger Perez Hilton going 2 jail 4 posting pix of Miley Cyrus’s vagina
Published on Thursday 6/17/2010 @ 10:10 AM by the ALT REPORT Robot
Perez Hilton is an indie mp3 blogger who recently posted pictures of tween indie sensation Miley Cyrus’s vagina, exposed via upskirt technology. It seems like ‘the whole world’ is pissed at him for being a perv, and showing us vagina that no1 [via every1] wanted 2 see. Apparently it is ‘against the law’ to own or blog about nudes of people under the age of 18, so there is a possibility that Perez Hilton will be ‘put behind bars.’
Hilton posted a photo of Miley Cyrus on his Twitter page that appeared to show the 17 year old stepping out of a car without underwear – though, it turns out, she may have had underwear on, after all.
Some say the posting could be child pornography.
h8 the internet
gets every1 in trouble
every1 just looking to tug off
but people killing chill vibes of tween horniness
wish we were free to look at upskirts
whenever we wanted
“There are laws against putting that kind of stuff on the Internet, and he could be prosecuted,” observes defense attorney Steve Cron.
Psychologist David Swanson calls the post “deeply disturbing. … It’s child pornography, and it’s normalizing the idea of sexualizing young adolescent girls.”
Hilton’s response to his critics? “Sure, I like to be controversial, but I don’t want to go to jail. People — snap out of it!”
In recent months, the underage pop star has been projecting a more adult image, promoting her new album, “Can’t Be Tamed.”
This seems ‘controversial.’ Sorta wish newspapers still existed so that blogs and bloggers wouldn’t ‘fuck everything up.’ Seems like bloggers only care about getting hits, and they will post any pair of tits, ass cheeks, or vagina lips just to get as many hits as possible.
Wonder if posting kiddie porn ‘hurts ur blog’, like advertisers no longer want to chill with you since their brand is being showcased right next to some illegal nudes. I guess progressive brands would stay on board, but some brands don’t want to have banner ads right next to teen vajengs.
Is Miley Cyrus’s vagina a national treasure?
Should Perez Hilton go 2 jail?
Are bloggers ‘effing ass holes’?
Will Perez Hilton be the ‘Paris Hilton’ of prison?
Will other mp3 bloggers go 2 jail for leaking albums / mp3s?
If ur gonna post a picture of a vagina on the internet, do u need 2 make sure they are 18+?
Should Miley Cyrus be sent 2 jail for sexting?
52 comments to “Indie Blogger Perez Hilton going 2 jail 4 posting pix of Miley Cyrus’s vagina”
June 17th, 2010 at 10:12 am
feist again
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//////////Reply by Tompi
//////////Posted June 17th, 2010 at 10:14 am
@failrar, lol I never leave comments, and I was like, “hmmmm where are those guys who always leave their “first” comment?”
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//////////Reply by dakota
//////////Posted June 17th, 2010 at 10:27 am
@Tompi,
they were gingers, so mia killed them
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//////////Reply by gingerbeard alt
//////////Posted June 17th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
@dakota, fu.
we’re growin beards now and enjoying alt culture. we r an important part of the indie community.
plz stop the h8. not funny :(
June 17th, 2010 at 10:13 am
He insisted she had underwear
first?
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June 17th, 2010 at 10:18 am
Great and all but her face is nasty.
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//////////Reply by Memit Nadill
//////////Posted June 17th, 2010 at 11:50 am
@Brohatma Ghandi, so is her deep man voice
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June 17th, 2010 at 10:20 am
I’m not gonna say nothin’. But I think ya’ll know what i’m sayin’.
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June 17th, 2010 at 10:23 am
this law seems unfair to gaybros like perez, bcause he probably didnt think of her underage vag as ‘sexual’ yall
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//////////Reply by bassbasswobblewobble
//////////Posted June 17th, 2010 at 10:57 am
@brian, yea but guys like you probably did
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//////////Reply by steve gheyoki
//////////Posted June 17th, 2010 at 12:39 pm
@bassbasswobblewobble, hiltons the one getting in trouble
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//////////Reply by g.cop
//////////Posted June 17th, 2010 at 8:04 pm
@bassbasswobblewobble, c00l dubstep name bro-wobble
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June 17th, 2010 at 10:27 am
dont no which I h8 more, prez hilton or myley cyrus or twitter via 21 year old teen angst
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June 17th, 2010 at 10:45 am
i’m not even gonna lie: i absolutely love miley cyrus
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June 17th, 2010 at 10:48 am
sup /HRO/?
guess who were great on fallon yall?
(hint: http://pitchfork.com/news/39172-broken-social-scene-hit-fallon/)
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June 17th, 2010 at 10:50 am
her cunt is about a 3.4/10
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June 17th, 2010 at 10:52 am
i imagine people were jacking off to her pictures before. is this REALLY so bad?
“yeah, step out of that car, you dirty girl. oh yeah, you like that.”
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//////////Reply by Jotafrisco
//////////Posted June 17th, 2010 at 10:57 am
@dude, lolbro
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June 17th, 2010 at 10:57 am
bet this was his plan all along, 2b just like paris and go 2 jail for all the free buttsecks – but i never thought it would b via the contents of billy ray cyrus’ balls
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June 17th, 2010 at 11:22 am
wouldn’t call hanny montanny “ugly” by any stretch – feel like yall might entertain unrealistically high standards+expectations of beauty.
then again, such is 2 b expected on the “information superhighway;” clear internet guidelines have been established 4 anonymously judging attractiveness online. acceptable critiques include classics like “the lowball” (ex: “ehhh, i give ‘er a 4″); “the qualified statement” (ex: “would b a 9 if her breasts weren’t so perfectly sculpted”); & that old standby, “the shameless lie” (IE “she’s ok for a supermodel, but i’ve def tapped hotter”)
…wonder if perez tweeted 4 his lawyer as “shit went down?”
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//////////Reply by Drunk Aaron Neville
//////////Posted June 17th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
@brory, Not ugly, but sissys got gums. Beautiful gums.
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//////////Reply by tragedy in toyland
//////////Posted June 17th, 2010 at 5:37 pm
@brory, you always say such profound shit, bro. are you a doctoral student in comparative literature at nyu?
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//////////Reply by brory
//////////Posted June 18th, 2010 at 2:56 am
@tragedy in toyland, nah mostly eat batteries 4 $$$
u’d b surprised, can make like 3 bucks in a day providing u eat..idk, 48 batteries
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//////////Reply by Caramel baguette
//////////Posted June 18th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
@brory, WIN
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June 17th, 2010 at 11:23 am
Just because she’s a wealthy heiress, Perez Hilton thinks she can do whatever she wants. Well, now she’s going to find out what the justice system is really like. Nancy Grace will never let her get away with this.
The Codger
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//////////Reply by brory
//////////Posted June 17th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
@The Codger, loled @ nancy grace ref
got a sweet gimmick on yr hands, bro-keep it up
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//////////Reply by Vinny Barbrorino
//////////Posted June 18th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
@The Codger,
via murtha stewarts
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June 17th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
going commando is so alt
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June 17th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
fuck perez hilton. srsly. kind of hope he dies or at least gets assaulted by another rapper.
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June 17th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
last pic was a nice touch, dawg. cleverly framed your profound thoughts. luv u.
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June 17th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
i like the psychologist’s quote… lol, yeah its perez who is normalizing the idea of sexualizing adolescents. he must not own a tv. or go to the mall. or step outside.
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June 17th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Good! Perez is such a douchebag misogynist.
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//////////Reply by Jotafrisco
//////////Posted June 17th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
@Amy, [via being gay]
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June 17th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
pumped that people only have to wait one year before it will be okay to sexualize miley cyrus
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//////////Reply by Vinny Barbrorino
//////////Posted June 18th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
@ernest greene,
almost exactly….
157 days 05h 57m
via another countdown site:
http://hannahmontanaage.com/
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June 17th, 2010 at 5:14 pm
miley duck face…priceless.
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//////////Reply by brory
//////////Posted June 17th, 2010 at 5:55 pm
@Silvio Brolusconi, hay bro, entry lvl viewer here (via season 2)…”Silvio” as in the tony broprano associate?
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//////////Reply by Silvio Brolusconi
//////////Posted June 17th, 2010 at 6:54 pm
@brory, hay entry lvl bro, silvio as in corrupt-prime-minister-of italy-AC milan-owner-Mediaset-controlling-wife-cheating-judge-buying silvio bro. besides that I’m pretty chill.
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//////////Reply by brory
//////////Posted June 17th, 2010 at 7:31 pm
@Silvio Brolusconi, man, feelin entrylvl @ life itself. used 2 think i “knew abt the world” (via 10 minutes ago); guess now my only knowledge is a shit-stew of vacuous american pop culture trivia
@ least i can win trivial pursuit;
@ least “now that u mention him” i know who yr talkin ’bout
…but mostly i’m all, “what did i go 2 college 4 again?” feel like i could have sent marky z a check for 50k each year & just surfed the wiki-p till i got 2 where i am now, or someplace better…at least some timeline where i was better informed. speakin of,
did yall know “carlton” via fresh prince was played by janet jackson 4 2 seasons? Love 2 see sum ivory tower ELITIST teach me that!! surprised me 2 @ first but it checks out: a “legit dr.” submitted that shit.
“Feal gud…” Is that danish?
//////////Reply by brokan social scene
//////////Posted June 18th, 2010 at 12:23 am
@brory
G00d paragrafing bro, your essay is fucking with my chillvibe tho. Me thinks tho dust pr0test 2 much
June 17th, 2010 at 5:15 pm
just wanna see the pix of mileys crotch
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June 17th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Feel scared for Crls. Like he is gonna go 2 jail 2 sometime, for ‘accidentally’ posting tween nudes [via some meme like neon indian's hired topless bonnaroo dancers]. Pretty sure there’s been underage ‘t&a’ posted on this site b4. Don’t go 2 jail Crls :(
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June 17th, 2010 at 6:23 pm
my eyes!
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June 17th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
lawl’d at “exposed via upskirt technology”
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June 17th, 2010 at 6:51 pm
not gonna lie, wish someone would post a link so i could ‘check the photo out’. tempted 2 go 2 4chan and ask for it [via 'sauce pls' begging]
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//////////Reply by no fish today
//////////Posted June 18th, 2010 at 12:33 am
@Gritto, http://www.mileycyrus-online.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/Miley-Cyrus-Upskirt.jpg
pretty lame
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//////////Reply by Vinny Barbrorino
//////////Posted June 18th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
@no fish today,
thanks newayz
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June 17th, 2010 at 9:36 pm
ITS MILEY!!!! via the soup
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June 18th, 2010 at 9:36 am
normalizing the idea of sexualizing young adolescent girls”" seems like she wants her brand to be sexual [via pictures]
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June 20th, 2010 at 8:51 am
@’, she cant just release nekid pics yet, because she’s too young, so she has to employ hilton to bypass the suits and release the pics/branding via twitter (also for street cred points)…
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June 20th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Is this the new Garry Gross and Brooke Shields? :-P
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June 20th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
This sucks ass….. If Miley doesn’t want people staring at her junk, she should be more careful. Why does this always happen to celebs? No one ever accidently sees my junk…..
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