Zooey Deschanel jimmy jangles a tambourine at Coachella

Published on Saturday 4/17/2010 @ 3:12 PM by the ALT REPORT Robot

Photo vis pitchfork by Chris Tuite

La la la
Feeling so free
wearing cotton
performing at a relevant music festival

Jimmy Jangle
Goes the Tambourine
Shimmy Shangle
ring a ding ding

La la la
We’re the She & Hims
also known as the Shims
Wearing a cute lil dress

Jimmy Jangle
Goes the Tambourine
Shimmy Shangle
ring a ding ding

Took anti-anxiety medicine
so i wouldn’t ‘freak out’ like that one time on Letterman
also glad we played a day time slot
so we don’t have 2 be ambient

Jimmy Jangle
Goes the Tambourine
Shimmy Shangle
ring a ding ding

Coachella can u hear me?
Wearing cotton, light & breathable
Music festivals & cotton
the fabric of our lives’

*****
Is the Tambourine an authentic instrument?

Did Zooey Deschanel’s songwriting career peak with the theme song for cotton?

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Tags: Coachella, Poetry, She & Him, tambourines, Zooey Deschanel

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53 comments to “Zooey Deschanel jimmy jangles a tambourine at Coachella”

!!
April 17th, 2010 at 3:15 pm

furst

//////////Reply by !! is a fggt
//////////Posted April 17th, 2010 at 5:14 pm

@!!, fuck you

luciobattisti
April 17th, 2010 at 3:18 pm

ugly

nick
April 17th, 2010 at 3:19 pm

no she looks really cute there

Abroham Lincoln
April 17th, 2010 at 3:26 pm

Heard Feist do a cover of the cotton theme song at a show last year.

elfkinz
April 17th, 2010 at 3:42 pm

this is busted. such wankery

jimmm
April 17th, 2010 at 3:56 pm

We can both pop anti-anxiety meds, and She could jangle my jimmm-y afterwards.

Wayne
April 17th, 2010 at 4:00 pm

Her singing voice sounds like her talking voice which is to say not very good.

Londy
April 17th, 2010 at 4:10 pm

She should stick to acting, people are giving her to much hype because she’s plays this cute girl in movies. Get over yourself zoeey.

Edgar Allen Bro
April 17th, 2010 at 5:08 pm

she’s so mainstream, yo

Pleether
April 17th, 2010 at 5:29 pm

ternative die antwoord bangs?

bc
April 17th, 2010 at 5:37 pm

she is soo unique, y’all dont even understand

myst
April 17th, 2010 at 6:08 pm

=) funny

lynch kettles
April 17th, 2010 at 6:14 pm

so much maltstream imagery in this vid; makes me want to vomit; why does she pronounce her r’s so hard; it’s like she is failing to affect a south carolinian accent.

also, old news; wtf charles?

//////////Reply by DEE VEE ENN OHHH
//////////Posted April 17th, 2010 at 9:40 pm

WTF KHETTLES?

bro noir
April 17th, 2010 at 7:04 pm

woke up today it was another perfect day to put post it notes on my piano reminding me to take my paddy wagon bike for a walk and culture myself via sum used record shopping.

sunkd
April 17th, 2010 at 7:21 pm

i lol’d at the title

indie
April 17th, 2010 at 7:30 pm

confuzd. luv zoe but think shes a lil crzy 4 marrying that ugly death cab bro/not listening to music made after 1979/that 1 time on letterman.

Cool Face
April 17th, 2010 at 8:37 pm

Zooey Deschanel – Sarah Palin of Music

//////////Reply by chris
//////////Posted April 18th, 2010 at 10:24 am

@Cool Face, ha

//////////Reply by kevbro
//////////Posted April 18th, 2010 at 2:22 pm

@Cool Face,

Sarah Palin of “indie” music

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April 17th, 2010 at 9:46 pm

This is what we fought for in ‘Nam. I remember one time by the Mekong river, we were under some heavy shelling from them Charlie commies, and… (it goes on)

99087
April 17th, 2010 at 9:51 pm

i read 50 cent is erasing his tats–i wonder if zooey has a sex tape doing anal w/spme gangsta bro & is now on percs & adderall & singing hippy shit to “get away from her past”

ryan dicks
April 17th, 2010 at 10:01 pm

good post..

danny diVito
April 17th, 2010 at 10:09 pm

if zooey can go into music, why can’t dan deacon become a teen heart-throb?

//////////Reply by This is Happening
//////////Posted April 18th, 2010 at 4:14 pm

@danny diVito, thank you!

cousins
April 17th, 2010 at 11:02 pm

not @coachie
waiting for sasquatch
maybe reading/leedz (cant wait for libertines reunion)

broey desh
April 17th, 2010 at 11:26 pm

Zoey became maltstream when she said ‘no’ to dr.braffs offer for her to be in his garden state music vid. but she still dl’d that soundtrack to change her life. did all this for that necklace, yall.

Bipster
April 17th, 2010 at 11:47 pm

Owl City > The She and Hims?

Is it possible?

//////////Reply by altruism
//////////Posted April 18th, 2010 at 9:54 am

@Bipster,
yeah, morally
Owl City’s music is at least marketed to the right audience (15 year old girls who update their Facebook statuses with “i’m weird cause I hate goodbyes </3")
But She/Hims is marketed to the audience at Coachella, fans of M.Ward, fans of Deathcab, girls in dresses, etc. when they should be marketed to deaf people.
they DECEIVE people into listening to them!!111
That's just wrong.

alter ebro
April 18th, 2010 at 12:18 am

in L<3VE with the zooeys

APRIL it is.
April 18th, 2010 at 12:50 am

Is anyone else tired of zooey the quirky quark?
The “quirky girl” is such an overplayed theme in pop culture.
it’s so effin blatant and easy, via breakfast at tiffany’s… done over and over and over.

//////////Reply by Elle
//////////Posted April 18th, 2010 at 1:22 am

@APRIL it is., x1000

//////////Reply by altruism
//////////Posted April 18th, 2010 at 9:56 am

@APRIL it is.,
No more Michael Ceras either plz

sarahspy
April 18th, 2010 at 1:31 am

your blog is so good

Acid Midget
April 18th, 2010 at 1:35 am

Think this is pretty fucking lame.

h8 u zoey-poo.

Julio
April 18th, 2010 at 2:23 am

It’s kind of sad how women warrant extra analyzation just because they are women. Don’t get me wrong, zooey is hella lame as shit but there are tons and tons of gimmicky bros out there trying to be gimmicky and lame as shit but as men we pay extra attention and extra analyzation on whatever girls do and its just a shitty way to exist. I’m kind of tired of the zooey bashing. This is the reason girls can’t just do their own thing because its subject to this type of shit criticism 24/7.