Do veggie burgers contain toxic / deadly ingredients?
Published on Wednesday 4/14/2010 @ 12:26 PM by the ALT REPORT Robot
Just read some story about how veggie burgers are bad for you because they contain dangerous shit in them. Worried and sad. I became veggies-tarean because I wanted to be healthier, and stop eating meat. I eat between 7-10 veggie patties per week. Now I find out that veggie burgers might kill me.
A new study shows that a number of popular soy products contain trace amounts of hexane, which listed as a “hazardous air pollutant” by the EPA and is known to cause nervous system failure and skin disorders in humans. It’s unclear how much hexane you need to eat before getting side effects, but do you feel lucky, veggie?
The 37-page report [PDF] says that though the use of hexane is prohibited in “organic” food processing, it’s widely used in the “natural” soy industry, and even by some companies that use the wording “made with organic ingredients.” Mother Jones reports that since many fake meat producers aim to have as little fat as possible in their products, they will soak soybeans in a hexane bath to separate the oil from the protein. One researcher said, “If a non-organic product contains a soy protein isolate, soy protein concentrate, or texturized vegetable protein, you can be pretty sure it was made using soy beans that were made with hexane.”

I am not even sure what all of this means because I didn’t take chemistry in high school, but it seems bad. I really think veggie burgers do a great job of replacing the normal hamburger you can get at Chili’s, Fuddruckers, Five Guys, In-N-Out Burger, Wendy’s, McDonalds, Burger King, Ruby Tuesday, Sonic, Whataburger, Burgertown, Red Robin, and Johnny Rockets. Kinda bummed that I might have to start eating fatty meat again just 2 stay alive longer.
Feel sad. I am not sure if it is even possible to make your own veggie patties. Seems like it would be impossible, like modern kitchens don’t have what it takes to chop up veggies and mishmash them 2gether.

I guess veggie patties are marketed to people who want to lose weight by not eating fat, so they have 2 do whatever it takes to get fat out. Not sure how the human body / dieting works, but I think ur not supposed 2 eat any fat.
Am I going 2 die 1 day?
Will veggie patties give me diabetes?
Are vegetarians ‘full of shit’ & they should start eating meat?
Are veggie burgers bad 4 u?
Is the organic / healthy foods industry a pyramid scheme / evil gimmick?
Will I lose weight if I only eat veggie burgers for the rest of my life?
R u a vegan?
What’s the best tasting burger in the universe?







66 comments to “Do veggie burgers contain toxic / deadly ingredients?”
April 14th, 2010 at 12:28 pm
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April 14th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
ok here with the toxic ingredients – i more have a problem with the sexualization and objectification of hamburgers. you’ll notice most of the pictures in the above ads show burgers “taking their top off” – the removal of the upper bun to expose the grill lines. kids today grow up with a more skewed sexual view of hamburgers – what ever happened to the side or silhouetted view of the burger which is much more tasteful.
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//////////Reply by broganic
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
@snacks,
insight via phil 101
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//////////Reply by PAC NW 4 LIFE
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
@broganic,
ghey..
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//////////Reply by lwr
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
@snacks, burgers shuld have ratings liek M or PG-13
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April 14th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
stop eating processed foods!
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April 14th, 2010 at 12:58 pm
stop trying to avoid death!
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//////////Reply by death
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 10:33 pm
@the REEL A.W.K., thank you! seriously, please stop ignoring my texts.
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April 14th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
u will never die carles
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April 14th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
I’m only eating/drinking cum and pabst 4 the rest of my life
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//////////Reply by H8r deluxe
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
@A little house music on the prarie yall, lol (@ ur name & comment)
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//////////Reply by H8r deluxe
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
@A little house music on the prairie yall, still ‘LOL’ing”…. =)
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//////////Reply by skibum
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
@A little house music on the prarie yall, put them 2gether and u get pabst white ribbon
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//////////Reply by Pleether
//////////Posted April 15th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
@skibum, – or ribbons of white paste
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//////////Reply by al gore
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
@A little house music on the prarie yall, leave ur email (if ure a girl)
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//////////Reply by bro-gaze
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 5:11 pm
@al gore, lol
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April 14th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
ghettoburgers in atlanta are the best burgers in the world, true story
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April 14th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
lol @ veggies-tarean
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April 14th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
poetic justice?
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April 14th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
furburger
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April 14th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
vaggie burgers r 4 pussies NEwayzzzz
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April 14th, 2010 at 1:32 pm
The process of grilling food creates polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs), a known class of carcinogens, something much worse than a lil bit of solvent in ur burger. Nothing to worry abt unless ur a pussy abt cancer/dying.
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April 14th, 2010 at 2:15 pm
it’s actually tons healthier for you to stop eating bread than it is to stop eating vegetables.
vegetarians are full of shit
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//////////Reply by lwr
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
@boogers, literly? that wold be good for the soil when they get baried
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 8:30 pm
@boogers, y would they stop eating vegetables
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//////////Reply by grizzlycunt
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 9:49 pm
@boogers, at least my shit comes out and doesnt get stuck in my colon crevices growing fur and mini universes via undigested meat particles.
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//////////Reply by :0
//////////Posted April 15th, 2010 at 9:12 am
@grizzlycunt, Metamucilllll yall…eat meat and pass it on through, no hairy crevices, unlike your grizzly cunt (grossedout by thoughts of grizzly cunts, does it have a david bowie knife, or a raccoon hat?)
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//////////Reply by Pleether
//////////Posted April 15th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
@:0, giving up the grizzly dugout = kewt cunt
//////////Reply by Bipster
//////////Posted April 15th, 2010 at 9:37 am
@grizzlycunt: I want 2 take yr colon on a meta-musico-mathematical odyssey.
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//////////Reply by grizzlycunt
//////////Posted April 15th, 2010 at 12:38 pm
@Bipster, my colon would enjoy that
April 14th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
that mother fucker died of a heart attack dog. get your shit together
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April 14th, 2010 at 2:26 pm
I prefer to get my cancer from eating the grilled flesh of once living animals. I heard soy products give dudes boobs too, can anyone verify that?
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//////////Reply by lwr
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
@Drunk Aaron Neville, it’s tru
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//////////Reply by al gore
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
@lwr, oh man, that’s it for soy, thx 4 the tip!
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//////////Reply by Pleether
//////////Posted April 15th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
@Drunk Aaron Neville, – yes, my tits are huge – nipples are big and sensitive as well…
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//////////Reply by Drunk Aaron Neville
//////////Posted April 15th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
@Pleether, Pics? For scientific purposes.
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//////////Reply by Pleether
//////////Posted April 15th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
@Drunk Aaron Neville, i’m a dude – but pics with no-homo disclmr is acceptable…
April 14th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Ymmy alt. Seriously, try these. They are hexane-free.
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//////////Reply by grizzlycunt
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 9:44 pm
@Vedge, those have egg in them
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April 14th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Advantage: Chili’s
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April 14th, 2010 at 4:03 pm
yo, it’s not too tough to make ur own black bean burgers. no hexane or roasted animal flesh necessary
http://vegetarian.about.com/od/maindishentreerecipes/r/BlackBeanBurger.htm
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April 14th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
processed foods are fucking lame.
eat meat
eat veggies
‘whatevs’
just don’t eat fake ‘poo poo’
plz
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//////////Reply by deedee
//////////Posted April 15th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
@kevbro, u ever eat 1 of these: http://www.kfc.com/doubledown/
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April 14th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
OAT BURGERS
4 1/2 c. water
1/2 c. soy sauce
4 1/2 c. old-fashioned oats
1/3 c. oil
1 diced onion
1 tsp. garlic powder
1/4 c. yeast flakes
1/4 c. sesame seeds
3/4 c. walnuts or sunflower seeds
Cook oats in boiling water and soy sauce for about 5 minutes.
Mix remaining ingredients in a separate bowl.
Add dry ingredients to cooked oats and mix well.
When cool enough to handle, form into patties and bake at 350 degrees for 30-45 minutes (Turn after 15-20 minutes) until nicely browned on each side.
SUGGESTION:May freeze extra burgers, cooked or uncooked for future use.
Yields 20-24 large burgers.
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//////////Reply by !!
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 7:05 pm
@chrysler5thavenue,
cool story.
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//////////Reply by genericaltbro
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 8:38 pm
@chrysler5thavenue, zomfg recipe swap on hro lolololol
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//////////Reply by delightfully banal
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 10:10 pm
@chrysler5thavenue, h8 u so much
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//////////Reply by jjj
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 10:29 pm
@chrysler5thavenue, How long should I soak my organic husked oats before cooking them??
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//////////Reply by :0
//////////Posted April 15th, 2010 at 9:14 am
@jjj, husked oats…lolzzz
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April 14th, 2010 at 8:50 pm
i feel confused. everyday someone comes out saying everything is ‘bad’ for you, even stuff that’s supposed to be ‘good’. maybe i should just starve, that way i’ll get skinnier.
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//////////Reply by Yumm
//////////Posted April 14th, 2010 at 9:03 pm
@slippied, altbaguette pact anyone??
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April 14th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
i take it your from the south carles. whataburger, rockets, inandout. you should try some culvers/steaknshake/other
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April 14th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
Yo.
so, if you didn’t know, this has actually been up in the air for a while. along with the validity of Textured Vegetable Protein in general… anyway, found this: http://motherjones.com/blue-marble/2010/04/which-veggie-burgers-contain-neurotoxin which should clear some shit up for people on here who know how to read (as opposed to the writer of this article). it gives you a list of burgers with and without hexane (though is it REALLY bad for you? only future studies will tell…)
p.s. an Amy’s (brand) rep recently said they were switching suppliers and that their ‘California’ and ‘Bistro’ burgers were good to go. you can now resume to consume…
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//////////Reply by vegwave
//////////Posted April 17th, 2010 at 9:48 am
@duder, lacking a sense of humor gives you tumors
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April 14th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
IN N OUT 4EVARRRR!!!
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April 15th, 2010 at 3:35 am
Feel maybe the options regarding veggie burgers are limited at best where I am in Altstralia. Try to eat veg only when I have the choice, think I might be “screwed” now due to hexane in my burgers. Mainly resort to these burgers for bbq’s so could be okay. Feel there is a niche market for veggie burgers delivered by bicycle [via those soup bro's from the other week]
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April 15th, 2010 at 3:58 am
Crlz, it’s 5am and I just ate some ripple chips and french onion dip. I feel ‘fucking digusting’ now. Might switch to vagitarianism regardless of known air pollutants, y’all.
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April 15th, 2010 at 9:38 am
I want to use this information to by advantage. I will tell altbaguettes that they will never die if they let me hold their alternative breasts for a while…
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April 15th, 2010 at 10:37 am
ate whatafurger after seeing relevant show last now. now im just farty.
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April 15th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Don’t go back to meat. Read the ingredients to see if there is hexane in the product. Write to the manufacturers and let them know you are unhappy with this.
Why can’t the products in our country keep us alive and healthy?
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//////////Reply by phonzee
//////////Posted April 15th, 2010 at 2:26 pm
y not just make ur own burger out of soy beans, grains, and nuts such as deez nuts.
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April 15th, 2010 at 2:35 pm
wanna eat russky mnstrm 16yr old snack-ums, goths and soy-boob-building burgers get caught in my toofus’
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April 15th, 2010 at 8:03 pm
I believe any residual hexane from the separation process would not be ‘relevant’ to one’s health. The concentration is likely extremely dilute and well below the threshold of neurotoxicity. Nevertheless, they should consider using a hexane isomer or even a solvent with similar solubility properties to keep from deterring their customers. Just a thought.
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//////////Reply by j.ro
//////////Posted June 3rd, 2010 at 12:06 pm
@Broseidon, I have a problem eating faux meat processed with hexane, not only because of the toxicity for my own sake, but because of the workers who have to deal with it on a daily basis in order to process food for me. Tofurkey products don’t use hexane in their products. Yves Veggie does.
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//////////Reply by Broseidon
//////////Posted June 4th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
@j.ro, Oops, I forgotz that workers usually bathe in the industrial solvents they’re using. lol
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April 15th, 2010 at 10:23 pm
y u guys all talking about eatin ‘veg’ and ‘veggies’ so much? it’s spelled ‘vagina’ not ‘vegina’ or did i miss sumthin mayb?
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