MGMT fan writes “MGMT” on her breasts on 4chan (NSFW)

Published on Wednesday 3/17/2010 @ 5:27 PM by the ALT REPORT Robot

Link: http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/207513187#207527061

In an effort to get message boarding bros to vote for MGMT in some meaningless poll, an indie music fan of the popular band MGMT promised to show off her alternative breasts to bros who were hanging out on 4chan.

Here is her proposition to the board.

Eventually, the message boarding bros got her to take off all of her clothes, and even show her vagina hole and the hole that she poops out of (but u can still have sex with that hole if u want 2 but u won’t get pregnant.)

As of now, MGMT is losing in the meaningless poll that she wanted them to vote in.

Was it ‘worth it’ to see these sweet alt titties? [Also see: Picture 1]

Do yall ‘luv MGMT’ and ‘h8 others’?
Are MGMT fans authentic or is it just sweet to get some titties on the internet any way possible?
Is 4chan ‘the most beautiful’ website on the internet?
Will 4chan replace music blogs an authentic incubator of buzz bands?
Will 4chan replace the government?
Is /b/ a chill place?
Is MGMT the new Grateful Dead, or is Animal Collective still the new Grateful Dead?
Was this just a marketing gimmick by the MGMT record company to ‘generate’ viral buzz for their upcoming album?
Will these breasts help fans to ‘forgive’ MGMT after the disappointing first single “Flash Delirium.”

Tags: MGMT, NSFW, NSFW humor, perfect alternative breasts

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73 comments to “MGMT fan writes “MGMT” on her breasts on 4chan (NSFW)”

hjznbluntz
March 17th, 2010 at 5:30 pm

first. BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ suck a dick

boards
March 17th, 2010 at 5:31 pm

ahhhhhh

HeStompedTerra
March 17th, 2010 at 5:45 pm

alt tits grrreat. Animal collective the new dead no way, your a fool to even make the compare the two.

jc
March 17th, 2010 at 5:51 pm

oh my god. i lol’d.

“Will 4chan replace music blogs an authentic incubator of buzz bands?”

lol the music board on that website is TERRIBLE. they’re the people with the worst taste in music on the internet.

good one crls.

//////////Reply by skybeard
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 7:32 pm

@jc,

neutral milk hotel yall

//////////Reply by skibum
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 8:21 pm

@jc, i learned about phoebe killdeer and the short straws from that board, so ur point is invalid [via authentic tomwaitscore]

//////////Reply by Franz_Kafka
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 8:53 pm

@jc, sorry not everyone can be as entry level as you.

//////////Reply by jc
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 8:55 pm

@Franz_Kafka, keep your kiddy memes in 4chan kthxbye

//////////Reply by unpop
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 8:55 pm

@jc, weren’t you a frequent visitor of their music board? @_@

//////////Reply by jc
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 8:57 pm

@unpop, back in the day wakeem. sup?

//////////Reply by gnom
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 9:00 pm

i agree its pretty fuckin gay brosters also lol @ meme usage gtfo nignog

//////////Reply by jb
//////////Posted March 18th, 2010 at 3:27 pm

@jc, /mu/ way too metal for any potential relevance. Other than that, slightly lagging standard pitchfork indie.

yooooooooooooooo
March 17th, 2010 at 5:52 pm

gasp! the website that should not be named

Sean
March 17th, 2010 at 5:53 pm

good job HR for admitting you browse 4chan..classy

jarlesburg
March 17th, 2010 at 6:17 pm

good to see AWK is winning,

PEDRO
March 17th, 2010 at 6:25 pm

4chan is the internet get the fuck outta here with this half ass blogging gb2isxsw carles I KNOW WHO U ARE U TX FGT watch ur back when ur amy free southby bbq beer day show…punk

Carles In Carge
March 17th, 2010 at 6:25 pm

HRO 2007-2009 RIP

torbro y moi
March 17th, 2010 at 6:32 pm

hope we don’t get flooded w/ crazie 4chan bros now, juggabros were bad enough. sweet indie titties tho…

//////////Reply by skybeard
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 7:33 pm

@torbro y moi,

do u think u’d be able to tell a /b/tard apart from an HRO commenter?

//////////Reply by joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 7:58 pm

@skybeard, there’s the rub. i even worry that there’s demographic overlap. any weird 4chan bros on here? y or n

//////////Reply by hgfggt
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 8:13 pm

@joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo, y get called out for sounding like i read too much hro on /b/ all the time. obviously rules 1 & 2 are suspended

//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted March 21st, 2010 at 4:44 pm

@joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo,

bro

no kiddie porn on hro

also

feel liek most ppl on hro used to be kinda into /b/

kinda like how i was rly into ‘korn’ in middle school

//////////Reply by chilisfan
//////////Posted March 18th, 2010 at 1:12 pm

@skybeard, feel like yall can tell the diff. hro cmmntrs are insecure alts who think connecting on the web via tumblr/lookbook/music blogz means something meaningful. they just wanna add yall on twitter. 4chan cmntrs are really into being nebbish lil faggots who deserve to be castrated and then killed.

everything i hate about the internet is on 4chan. lolcats. the word fail. guys who tug to lil anime chicks. furries. tweens. fggts who pepper their speech with nihongo bullshit.

Bro Face
March 17th, 2010 at 6:36 pm

Ummmmm relink to indie titties?

//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 6:45 pm

@Bro Face, I wonder how bros were sad to see breasts in the headline only to be welcomed with 404

//////////Reply by jude
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 7:14 pm

@Bro Face, srsly

//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted March 18th, 2010 at 10:20 am

@Bro Face, yeah did i really come here to hear crls talk about mgmt again?

//////////Reply by lolwut
//////////Posted March 19th, 2010 at 11:48 pm

@Bro Face, Yeah, Carles needs how to learn to internet.
Linking a /b/ thread? come on…

friend
March 17th, 2010 at 6:44 pm

Carles, tread carefully. you may end up sicking the internet hate machine on yourself by reporting on them!

//////////Reply by chales
//////////Posted March 19th, 2010 at 5:15 am

@friend, damn, haven’t heard IHM for a while now.

moo
March 17th, 2010 at 6:51 pm

more titties plz

:(
March 17th, 2010 at 7:20 pm

just sad carles doesn’t know how to use 4chams. epic fail etc for trying to link to images on a site that hosts images for .2 seconds.

//////////Reply by hgfggt
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 8:14 pm

@:(, newfag alert

//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted March 18th, 2010 at 10:20 am

@hgfggt, oh man burnnnn bro

justw2brelv
March 17th, 2010 at 7:24 pm

I down to watch an e-war. :popcorn:

Naturally Declined
March 17th, 2010 at 7:32 pm

I always thought Carles and most of the people that comment on HR were old /b fags. It was as if HR was the spiritual successful of /b.

//////////Reply by hgfggt
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 8:15 pm

@Naturally Declined, lrn2/b/

brn
March 17th, 2010 at 8:02 pm

4chan is internet cancer. they RULE the internet !

Garp
March 17th, 2010 at 8:05 pm

i guess the tits are independent of each other–thus ‘indie titties’

brn
March 17th, 2010 at 8:07 pm

Carles is a ~NeWfAg~

kevbro
March 17th, 2010 at 8:46 pm

IIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE YOOOUUUUUUUU JESSSSSSUSSSSS CCCCHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

//////////Reply by hgfggt
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 8:48 pm

@kevbro, i see what you did there

cousins
March 17th, 2010 at 9:25 pm

cant stop laughing
luv this post
luv u crls

indie titties
March 17th, 2010 at 9:52 pm

hey these are my indie titties. what an interesting turn of events!

Michael
March 17th, 2010 at 10:30 pm

even show her vagina hole and the hole that she poops out of (but u can still have sex with that hole if u want 2 but u won’t get pregnant.)

Really? The most influential music critic of our time? This is downright asinine.

//////////Reply by lolwut
//////////Posted March 19th, 2010 at 11:49 pm

@Michael, U MAD

Memit Nadill
March 17th, 2010 at 10:54 pm

I spend waaaaaaaaaaay more time on /b/ than I do on /hro/.
But they are one and two as far as total internet time goes for me,
not counting facebook.

Bro Face
March 17th, 2010 at 11:55 pm

Carles, you forgot to show the vaj n anus pics. Please upload dems as well.

andres bro
March 18th, 2010 at 12:34 am

/mu/ is a pretty cool place

mydadisgay
March 18th, 2010 at 12:44 am

HRO 2007-2009 RIP
NEW FAGS!!!

backdoor bro
March 18th, 2010 at 12:48 am

can u post the link to the pic of her pooperhole?

bronesome crowded west
March 18th, 2010 at 1:17 am

makin me laugh so hard

<3 u crls
h8 u 4chan
<3/h8 (but mostly h8) u mgmt

also lmao at all the 4chan /b/ros up in here, i h8 u all plz go back to 4chan

being serious

//////////Reply by hgfggt
//////////Posted March 18th, 2010 at 11:21 am

@bronesome crowded west, derp

Eddie R.
March 18th, 2010 at 2:20 am

@PEDRO, You’re not nice, man. Not at all.

Eddie R.
March 18th, 2010 at 2:24 am

@bronesome crowded west, seriously. Minus the <3/h8 MGMT. I mostly like em.

zxcvb
March 18th, 2010 at 3:37 am

I like alt-music, but mainstream breasts.

avid_ajaxx
March 18th, 2010 at 8:42 am

HRO bout 2 get party v& yall, thanks for the CP carles.

al gore
March 18th, 2010 at 10:03 am

sure is butthurt tripfags in here

chong
March 18th, 2010 at 10:24 am

i have 2 many friends irl to understand these 4chans

//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted March 18th, 2010 at 10:27 am

@chong, also weak for censoring the tits/ not posting the vag picks

$\\\\\\\\\\$

\\\\\\\\\\
March 18th, 2010 at 10:28 am

do a barrel roll CRLS (via 2k9)

skybeard
March 18th, 2010 at 10:31 am

and then this was the last HRO post ever written (via thinking that ‘anonymous’ is a secret underground hacking group)

//////////Reply by the freewheelin'
//////////Posted March 18th, 2010 at 10:42 am

@skybeard, factuality. prepare for the inevitable broDoS

kevbro
March 18th, 2010 at 11:52 am

crls is u
u r crls

2deep4y’all

Alex
March 18th, 2010 at 2:01 pm

Good to see carles still has the balls to post alt tits and talk about having anal. Kinda worried about a /b/ raid. Kinda want to be the bro who posts about this on /b/ so I can take credit for it.(but I would be kinda sad at the same time)