Kanye West’s Girlfriend wears ‘cum shield’ sunglasses
Published on Friday 3/12/2010 @ 9:01 AM by the ALT REPORT Robot
Kanye West was once known for bringing the popular sunglasses trend ’shutter shades’ to the mainstream. Teens, tweens, and ironic clubgoers helped fuel the shuttershade industry, driving record profits in the late 2k0s. It seems like his girlfriend, Amber Rose, is trying out a new trend. These progressive/futuristic sunglasses look like they are some sort of ‘cum shield’, meant to protect your eyes from getting semen in them. They might also just be generalist protective eye wear.
Are cum shields the new shutter shades?
Does wearing ‘cum shield’ styled sunglasses make u ‘an effing slut’?
Should girls with crazy curves / pear shaped bodies be allowed in tights / leggings?
When will they start selling these glasses at Hot Topic / Sunglass Hut / a kiosk at the mall (3 pairs for $10)?
Are all sun glasses ‘cum shields’ or are they just trying 2 protect u from the sun?
22 comments to “Kanye West’s Girlfriend wears ‘cum shield’ sunglasses”
March 12th, 2010 at 9:17 am
dat ass yall
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//////////Reply by WhiteBlipster
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 9:24 pm
@brian, ‘She got a donk’
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March 12th, 2010 at 9:26 am
dayummmmm and i thought my thighs were large n in charge…
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March 12th, 2010 at 9:29 am
Though some1 was censoring her eyes
feel like medusa is behind those shades
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//////////Reply by strato
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 9:32 am
@Cousins, censorships the word
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March 12th, 2010 at 9:45 am
Heee. I have nothing to say on the matter, so yeah. Deal.
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March 12th, 2010 at 10:04 am
shaving your head doesn’t make the gray go away kanyes’ girlfriend.
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March 12th, 2010 at 10:28 am
that picture really arouses me
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//////////Reply by shoeshoe
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 10:30 am
@shoeshoe, On reflection, your penis would look somewhat dwarfed in between those legs. not a great confidence booster
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March 12th, 2010 at 10:58 am
Isn’t that Kesh? (I’m not refering to the whore who wants to get it on with Mick Jagger).
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March 12th, 2010 at 12:29 pm
shutter shade island starring leonardo de niro
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March 12th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
That bitch is too hot, but I doubt if Kanye is shooting cum, fggt.
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March 12th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
nice Maison Martin Margiela sunglasses
but there are cooler ones
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March 12th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
damn CRLS you hurt my feelings (via ‘possibly true comment on leggings and curvy girls’)
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//////////Reply by altina
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
@altina, that made me sound fat
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//////////Reply by moza
//////////Posted March 15th, 2010 at 2:00 pm
@altina, totally feeling u. i defo can’t look right if my top half is heroin chic and my bottom half is a ‘healthy’ curvy size two. i guess it cums with being a lati girl.
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March 13th, 2010 at 1:35 am
Is Kayne West dating a man? Or, technically, an ex-man/former male?
Surely he’s so famous/bloggable he can ‘pull’ female women?!
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March 13th, 2010 at 1:35 am
seems lk grace jones for 2k10s.
not vr alt tho.
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March 13th, 2010 at 9:57 am
maybe kanye cum is acid or something as he is a gay fish i lot track of what the cum shades where so there we go
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March 14th, 2010 at 11:19 pm
person in far left of monster-thigh-pic is undoubtedly a dude.
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March 15th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
They are Maison Martin Margiela “Aviators”, not cum shileds.Margielas lunettes are amazing.
If you want to find a cum shield look at the Dior Homme “Blows”.
I mean come on…the name “Blows”…sounds more like a cum shield to me.
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March 15th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
Lady Gaga called and she wants her oddball eyewear back, oh lady of huge thighs.
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