Is a topless female DJ more interesting than a bro DJ? (NSFW)
Published on Wednesday 3/31/2010 @ 8:40 AM by the ALT REPORT Robot
DJs and DJ culture seem to have ‘peaked’ some time during the blog house era, but I think they still have a lot of die hard niche fans. Even though Daft Punk, Justice, Girl Talk, and other mainstream DJs are no longer in the relevantcoveragesphere, there are still tons of DJs / producers trying to ‘make it’ in the scene.
This topless DJ seems to be a solid human / meme, because she is just following her dream of being a DJ, but also ‘getting topless’ so that people pay attention to her. Most people don’t like female DJs.
Do u still want to be a DJ or do u want to be in a buzzband?
It seems like you could really monitor the quality of her set by watching her nipples get hard and soft. Like u know she’s really ‘into it’ and maxing out the bass when her nipples are hard.
Damn. Seems like I would really ‘pay attention’ to her set.
Feel sad seeing so many bro DJs all the time. They are just trying to break thru…just trying to build a brand that makes other bros want to be their bro. Sometimes it seems easier to be a woman, even though u will probably never get ‘authentic respect.’
Will topless DJs revolutionize the DJ industry?
Will topless DJs take over the strip club industry?
Are females sex objects?
Should women be required to do their jobs naked?
Can u do a better job as a DJ with no shirt since ur connected 2 the universe, and u get to play the right songs according to the ‘vibe’?
Can u ‘crossover’ as a topless DJ, or do you have to just make sure you put your shirt on whenever there are ‘minors’ around?







35 comments to “Is a topless female DJ more interesting than a bro DJ? (NSFW)”
March 31st, 2010 at 8:43 am
1st
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March 31st, 2010 at 8:43 am
faust
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March 31st, 2010 at 8:59 am
bouncing tittiz r always good! more tittyz!
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March 31st, 2010 at 9:00 am
alt breasts don’t excite me anymore. am i turning ghey? or is this just a phase?
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//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted March 31st, 2010 at 11:10 am
@Andrew VanBrogarden, u and ricky came out in the same weeks
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March 31st, 2010 at 9:32 am
she should be ashamed of herself… for wearing that ugly studded bracelet.
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March 31st, 2010 at 9:43 am
I’d scratch that!
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March 31st, 2010 at 9:57 am
tig ol bitties
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//////////Reply by Lola
//////////Posted March 31st, 2010 at 10:30 am
@HJ, that’s big now?? Huh, well i guess I have j’s now
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//////////Reply by hjznbluntz
//////////Posted March 31st, 2010 at 3:06 pm
@Lola, picz or stfu
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//////////Reply by zxcvb
//////////Posted March 31st, 2010 at 6:54 pm
@HJ,
more like ‘tedium ol mitties.’
//////////Reply by the freewheelin'
//////////Posted April 1st, 2010 at 11:33 am
@zxcvb, highly memorable
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March 31st, 2010 at 10:35 am
‘A Dj is a berk with Tracktor on his laptop and too much time on his hands. Anyone can DJ and I mean anyone, you don’t even need opposable thumbs.’ http://bit.ly/dshIMI
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March 31st, 2010 at 10:36 am
pretty sure this girl actually does porn
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//////////Reply by MEMEs
//////////Posted March 31st, 2010 at 3:15 pm
@cap’n howdy, Link ? ^^
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//////////Reply by FourOh7
//////////Posted March 31st, 2010 at 5:00 pm
@MEMEs, her name is ‘capri’
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//////////Reply by cap'n howdy
//////////Posted April 1st, 2010 at 11:19 am
@MEMEs, my internet won’t let me go to porno websites :/ MEMEs is right tho
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March 31st, 2010 at 11:09 am
think u finally found the perfect alt titties crls
just want to do “whip-its” off these tatas
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March 31st, 2010 at 11:25 am
our search for the perfect alternative breasts has ended. Our lives’ have ended (?)
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March 31st, 2010 at 11:32 am
tanks calres I cum on cat!
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March 31st, 2010 at 11:57 am
to be honest there have been topless female DJs for years now so this is nothing new and interesting
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March 31st, 2010 at 11:59 am
im ghey, this doesnt appeal to me. lets see sum dick.
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March 31st, 2010 at 12:36 pm
I thought Girl Talk was not a DJ. There’s even a shirt that says so.
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March 31st, 2010 at 1:29 pm
I would nvr go topless while DJing… that’s disgusting. When I play DJ HERO, I just let my wang swang.
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March 31st, 2010 at 1:38 pm
pretty sure i don’t miss the ‘good old days’
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March 31st, 2010 at 1:46 pm
The original page show that she not is a DJ, its a Porn actor, LOL
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March 31st, 2010 at 1:59 pm
pictures are also several years old
you used to be topical
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//////////Reply by bro
//////////Posted March 31st, 2010 at 10:47 pm
@doh, omg burn
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March 31st, 2010 at 3:37 pm
A class act indeed.
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March 31st, 2010 at 4:23 pm
trying to keep their shitty music alive any desperate way they can
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March 31st, 2010 at 9:08 pm
she is just some hoe off lastnightsparty.com
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March 31st, 2010 at 11:07 pm
‘pay attention to her set’ lulz
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April 1st, 2010 at 9:10 am
nude tits r th new meme
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April 1st, 2010 at 11:31 am
Nice breasts/subpar face.
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April 1st, 2010 at 2:29 pm
True stuff. I’d rather listen to a good DJ any day. But most DJs are not that good. Most DJs sets would certainly be enhanced by awesome alt tits.
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