Does Uffie look hot on her new album cover?

Published on Thursday 3/11/2010 @ 9:32 AM by the ALT REPORT Robot
         


This is allegedy the album cover to ’s upcoming album “Sex, Dreams, and Denim Jeans.” I am not sure if I believe it, since it seems like something some one made in MS Paint in a non-ironic kind of way. Also, I don’t think the picture of her is flattering enough. She is holding an American flag, but from what I have read in old interviews she escape from suburban Florida, moved to France, then met her current innercircle of relevant French electro artists who ‘produced’ her hits. Not sure if she is really into America, or if that is just some branding gimmick to seem ‘rebellious’ in other parts of the world. Might just be some fan art or something.

It seems like the goal of this album cover is probably to test whether or not ’sex sells.’ Feel like this could have been 400% more sexy since is usually down to get naked / show off her nips. Maybe they are just trying to make her seem like a somewhat normal, alternative girl, aged 19-24 or something.

The tracklisting shows that she works with the usual Ed Banger crew, but also collaborates with Pharrell Williams and Mattie Safer (formerly of the Rapture). Wonder if this album will be ‘critically acclaimed’, ‘popular in a mainstream way’, or a ‘flop.’

Wonder how this album is going 2 go.
Wonder if it will crossover into the post-Ke$ha market.
Wonder if ‘waited too long’ or if it was a wise move to wait for the blog house era to die.
Does look kute on her album cover, or does she need to ’step it up’?