Does Uffie look hot on her new album cover?
Published on Thursday 3/11/2010 @ 9:32 AM by the ALT REPORT Robot
This is allegedy the album cover to Uffie’s upcoming album “Sex, Dreams, and Denim Jeans.” I am not sure if I believe it, since it seems like something some one made in MS Paint in a non-ironic kind of way. Also, I don’t think the picture of her is flattering enough. She is holding an American flag, but from what I have read in old interviews she escape from suburban Florida, moved to France, then met her current innercircle of relevant French electro artists who ‘produced’ her hits. Not sure if she is really into America, or if that is just some branding gimmick to seem ‘rebellious’ in other parts of the world. Might just be some fan art or something.
It seems like the goal of this album cover is probably to test whether or not ’sex sells.’ Feel like this could have been 400% more sexy since Uffie is usually down to get naked / show off her nips. Maybe they are just trying to make her seem like a somewhat normal, alternative girl, aged 19-24 or something.
The tracklisting shows that she works with the usual Ed Banger crew, but also collaborates with Pharrell Williams and Mattie Safer (formerly of the Rapture). Wonder if this album will be ‘critically acclaimed’, ‘popular in a mainstream way’, or a ‘flop.’

Wonder how this album is going 2 go.
Wonder if it will crossover into the post-Ke$ha market.
Wonder if Uffie ‘waited too long’ or if it was a wise move to wait for the blog house era to die.
Does Uffie look kute on her album cover, or does she need to ’step it up’?






49 comments to “Does Uffie look hot on her new album cover?”
March 11th, 2010 at 9:34 am
Simply put…’No’
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//////////Reply by haimster
//////////Posted March 11th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
@curious, shes still pushing ‘pop the glock’? write some new songs, you seinfeld lookin BETCH
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March 11th, 2010 at 10:00 am
I’d hit.
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March 11th, 2010 at 10:12 am
Sh’e HOT!
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March 11th, 2010 at 10:14 am
skank…..
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March 11th, 2010 at 10:16 am
pancakes, lets make fun of yo gabba gabba soon
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March 11th, 2010 at 10:28 am
UF needs 2 step it up.
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March 11th, 2010 at 10:40 am
Has Uffie discovered a kind of jean that isn’t made of denim? Is this kind of jean of inferior quality, and therefore Uffie wishes to promote denim jeans only?
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March 11th, 2010 at 10:53 am
uffie’s hot, far out of your league carles, by far, but in this album cover she looks llke she just came from rehab an hour ago
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//////////Reply by skybeard
//////////Posted March 11th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
@eedit,
sick of seeing ’she’s out of my league’ promotion
f u
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//////////Reply by ne pas
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 1:16 am
@skybeard, ‘damn’. hollywood.
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March 11th, 2010 at 10:59 am
no ready to uff?
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March 11th, 2010 at 11:00 am
Uffie “never” looks hot. She does look vulgar, though.
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March 11th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
uffie is pretty lazy… half of those songs are like 3 years old
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March 11th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Never disliked Uffie the way everyone else did but I’ll be very surprised if they relaunch this successfully
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March 11th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
I’d titty fuck her but wouldn’t vag fuck her.
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//////////Reply by brotini
//////////Posted March 11th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
@frank mir, thought the same thing bro. seems like she might be ‘mad sweaty’ or something down there.
actually, i guess given the opportunity i’d probably be ‘mad drunk’ and vag fuck her. no ass tho.
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//////////Reply by ne pas
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 1:17 am
@brotini, ass only. out of spite.
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March 11th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
pretty sure this is gonna ‘flop bigtime’ this album will be downloaded by ‘tech savvy alts’ who frequent ‘mp3 blogs’ and find it as a download on a rapidshare or mediafire type deal in a zip file, listen to it once and forget abt it in their itunes library.
‘ready 2 flop’
‘pop the flop’
miss u 2k7/8 uffie
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//////////Reply by eedit
//////////Posted March 11th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
@brotini, imho this album is for people that like lady gaga or ka$ha and haa no idea that there were blogs in 2007.
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//////////Reply by ne pas
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 1:18 am
@brotini, or worse, .rar
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March 11th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
No.
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March 11th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
is she wearing parachute pants?
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March 11th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
chichis de plato !
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March 11th, 2010 at 4:53 pm
her boobs look kinda weird
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March 11th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
This is not the official album cover. The picture is an old one, taken during Uffie’s PIG magazine photo shoot.
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//////////Reply by gabe
//////////Posted March 11th, 2010 at 5:50 pm
@Ed Bang Us.,
link that shit bro
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//////////Reply by obames
//////////Posted March 11th, 2010 at 11:29 pm
@gabe,
Are U Ready for Uffie?
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March 11th, 2010 at 6:20 pm
hot but its a shitty pic
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March 11th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
whoa. as a grafik designer I am disappoint.
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March 11th, 2010 at 10:48 pm
Is an ‘Uffie’ a girl or a meme?
If she a girl, I think she is a ’skanked out’ ‘ho bag’ and ‘not very hot’ [in my opinion].
If she is a meme, I don’t think she is culturally relevant or bloggable. Perhaps if Carles had a web log for tweens [Hipster Runoff jnr?] she would be a bloggable subject.
I don’t know to say it tactfully, but I have impeccably kewl taste in mp3 artists, and I think I’m too kewl 2 listen 2 ‘pop starlets’ like Buffie.
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//////////Reply by ne pas
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 1:20 am
@HeyThatsMyShoe, hippy runoff for kids [via bills o'reilly]
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March 11th, 2010 at 11:27 pm
looking forward to it
maybe i’m getting old
still anticipatin’ mgmt
still appreciatin’ uffs
i m losing my ‘cynicism’, my ‘edge’
is this how ppl become no longer relevant? shit.
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//////////Reply by HeyThatsMyShoe
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 4:50 am
@kevbro, I’d say you answered your own question, dude. U have become a ‘washed up’ heap of irrelevancy. :-(
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//////////Reply by cousins
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 10:09 pm
@HeyThatsMyShoe, i lold, teehehe
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March 12th, 2010 at 1:18 am
THIS BITCH IS JUST now RELEASING HER ALBUM??? I WAS LISTENING TO POP THE GLOCK WHEN I WAS IN GODDAMN HIGHSCHOOL
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March 12th, 2010 at 1:21 am
titties r fukkkked
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March 12th, 2010 at 2:23 am
Wish this pic showed uffs as she “popped the cock” of a relevant altbro.
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//////////Reply by HeyThatsMyShoe
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 4:46 am
@Acid Midget, My ‘gaydar’ detects ‘ample’ gayness in your post.
Or u are a girl.
Either/or, yr post is not very PG so ‘tone it down’ hey? I’m sure children read HRO, sistah.
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March 12th, 2010 at 8:19 am
sad tits. in the sad.ow. taking a cover album pic by her sad.less. windows paint in da house, yeah!
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March 12th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
why did she wait 1200 years after everyone cared jw
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March 12th, 2010 at 10:08 pm
this basic bitch?
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March 13th, 2010 at 2:56 am
A son (the sun?) came out of her vagina. She is not hot.
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March 14th, 2010 at 3:12 pm
I am certain it will be a substantially less enjoyable listening experience than this:
http://tinyurl.com/ydy8dvx
Download and enjoy :]
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March 15th, 2010 at 5:19 am
http://pigmag.com/it/2006/09/08/are-u-ready-for-uffie/
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//////////Reply by HJ
//////////Posted March 15th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
@Max, cant believe the pic she is using is 4 yrs old :(
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March 31st, 2010 at 5:56 am
thats obs not the cover…. what retards would think that could be an album cover?
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April 6th, 2010 at 8:44 am
Uffie is hot whereas Ke$ha looks like an escaped lab-rat. And yet against all the odds they have managed to make Uffie look worse here. Does this girl have the worst management ever?
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May 25th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Actually this is the cover…
http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=450980494045
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