Celebrity Alt of the Day: Mona Lisa (takes a sweet twit pic with the Puff Daddy)
Published on Friday 3/5/2010 @ 7:08 PM by the ALT REPORT Robot
In an effort to rebrand herself to fit in with the modern world + to fit in with tweens and minorities, the popular celebwhore “Mona Lisa” paid for the opportunity to chill with popular 1990s/2000s rapper Puff Daddy AKA Sean Combs AKA P Diddy AKA Bro Puffdy.
By embracing social media and schmoozing with pop culture icons + hip hop moguls, the Mona Lisa will be able to transition her brand into the modern memesphere. While she will always exist in textbooks because of her close ties with Leonardo DaVinci, creating an internet brand for herself will ultimately make her more valuable to investors like Google, Yahoo, Microsoft, Yelp, and Gawker.
Mona Lisa is the Celebrity Alt of the Day.
How much would yall pay 2 twitpic with a celeb who has over 1 million followers? [via Ashton Kutcher]




22 comments to “Celebrity Alt of the Day: Mona Lisa (takes a sweet twit pic with the Puff Daddy)”
March 5th, 2010 at 7:18 pm
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted March 5th, 2010 at 7:26 pm
@jd, dang it. coulda ‘had’ this one.
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March 5th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Is Mona Lisa the ‘Madonna’ of the fine art world [via. old, but still tries to transition her brand for the modern tweensphere [sub via. Marchel Duchamp goatees, Andy Warhol serigraphs]?
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March 5th, 2010 at 7:54 pm
lamest post in the hro history, youre losing it c
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March 5th, 2010 at 7:56 pm
LOL pufff daddy LITERALLY
can anyone see what make/model of kicks puffy is wearing via sneezeguard reflection?
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March 5th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
best post in a-while, gj c
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March 5th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
think of all the influence she has
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March 6th, 2010 at 12:57 am
loves it.
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March 6th, 2010 at 2:15 am
get it c
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March 6th, 2010 at 2:15 am
hahahaha you can’t stop him
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March 6th, 2010 at 2:16 am
“By embracing social media and schmoozing with pop culture icons + hip hop moguls, the Mona Lisa will be able to transition her brand into the modern memesphere. While she will always exist in textbooks because of her close ties with Leonardo DaVinci, creating an internet brand for herself will ultimately make her more valuable to investors like Google, Yahoo, Microsoft, Yelp, and Gawker.”
classic paragraph.
eedit needs to eeat a dick.
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March 6th, 2010 at 7:42 am
what is this, the onion?
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//////////Reply by strato
//////////Posted March 6th, 2010 at 8:19 am
@anost, dang
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//////////Reply by lol
//////////Posted March 7th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
@anost, maybe thats why this seemed good
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March 6th, 2010 at 11:29 am
Is Mona Lisa alt?
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//////////Reply by generk witty cmmnt
//////////Posted March 6th, 2010 at 12:35 pm
@Soberbro,
L.H.O.O.Q.
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//////////Reply by lol
//////////Posted March 7th, 2010 at 6:54 pm
@generk witty cmmnt, [da]damn
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March 6th, 2010 at 5:56 pm
carles bro u suck lately. like for 2 years now. wish u hadnt sold out to am appy. wish u hadnt stopped “getting culverized”. wish u still posted “real blog posts” and not “blog posts dicatated by your advertisers.” so sad.
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March 6th, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Wake up in the mornin feelin like bro puffdy
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March 7th, 2010 at 1:49 am
@soapbro, oh shit my gutz lulz
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March 7th, 2010 at 1:51 am
@soapbro, oh my gutz lulz
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March 8th, 2010 at 11:59 am
http://diddyvs.tumblr.com/
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