Celebrity Alt of the Day: Jonah Hill
Published on Tuesday 3/2/2010 @ 7:39 PM by the ALT REPORT Robot
Sporting skinny jeans, zany glasses, fly kicks, and a mad alt cardigan, Jonah Hill is the Alt Report’s Celebrity Alt of the Day. You might know Jonah Hill from mainstream comedies like Superbad, and other Judd Apatow films. It seems like every1 is transforming into the new plus sized alt in 2k10.
Is Jonah Hill the modern day Chris Farley/John Candy?
Does Jonah Hill look ‘mad alt’ in this photograph?
Is Jonah Hill on the fast track towards death?
59 comments to “Celebrity Alt of the Day: Jonah Hill”
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:40 pm
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//////////Reply by public privates is a fggt
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2010 at 9:30 pm
@Public Privates, i missed you… i had no enemy in your absence
your still a cacksocker
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//////////Posted March 2nd, 2010 at 10:47 pm
@public privates is a fggt, Cool Story Bro
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//////////Posted March 2nd, 2010 at 10:51 pm
@Public Privates, well… i can’t honestly say my feelings aren’t hurt a little
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//////////Posted March 2nd, 2010 at 9:56 pm
@Public Privates, Good Job Bro
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//////////Posted March 2nd, 2010 at 10:03 pm
@Public Privates, Thanks man
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//////////Reply by Public Privates
//////////Posted March 3rd, 2010 at 2:05 am
@Public Privates, No really it was good
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:41 pm
I think dude needs to eat a little more. The anti-heroin skinny look is workin.
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March 2nd, 2010 at 7:44 pm
skinny jeans? am i drunk?
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//////////Reply by oliviar
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2010 at 7:44 pm
@Stuart, lol
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March 2nd, 2010 at 7:44 pm
holy shit did he get even fatter? is this photoshop? he looks so goddamn disproportionate.
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//////////Reply by Elle
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2010 at 11:14 pm
@oliviar, +1 for use of the word disproportionate. made me lol
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March 2nd, 2010 at 7:44 pm
GUNT
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//////////Posted March 2nd, 2010 at 7:49 pm
@WhiteBlipster, that gunt is upsetting
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//////////Reply by mikeyoe
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2010 at 9:06 pm
@yermom
that gunt is peaking out like a bear cub in the spring…
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//////////Reply by chortle
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2010 at 11:46 pm
@mikeyoe, ellowelling
//////////Reply by Mnstrmfggt
//////////Posted March 7th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
@WhiteBlipster, that gunt is a gick
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March 2nd, 2010 at 7:45 pm
wish he would have a heart attack already
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March 2nd, 2010 at 7:46 pm
I lol’d
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March 2nd, 2010 at 7:48 pm
how is he alt at all? his credits are a bunch of mainstream blockbusters. when you get out-acted by michael cera it’s a sign to quit. remember when he went on a diet for snl?
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March 2nd, 2010 at 7:56 pm
Me and Jonah are gonna share a big bag of Sun Chips cause they were advertized on this webby site
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//////////Reply by chugg
//////////Posted March 3rd, 2010 at 2:07 am
@darnell, just don’t put him in the am appy
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March 2nd, 2010 at 7:58 pm
@siczar, he’s alt but not authentic. it’s a fine line.
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March 2nd, 2010 at 8:03 pm
I am acquainted with Jonah, he is a pretty cool guy and alt as hell, cruising Weho on a bike and shit, eating breakfast at 1pm, with his hair all messy. He like skinny alt chicks too. He parties like a rock star too which is totally alt. He’s totally a West LA Jewish rich kid like a royal Tennebaum or something. He’s the next River Phoenix I tell you. Or is it John Belushi or Sam Kinison.
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//////////Reply by teh
//////////Posted March 3rd, 2010 at 12:41 pm
@charlesincharge, partying is for bros. 99% of parties, even full of alts, suck.
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//////////Reply by Andrw Prc
//////////Posted March 3rd, 2010 at 5:07 pm
@teh, bros rule = party’s rule + alt gunt = rule+
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March 2nd, 2010 at 8:05 pm
ya he’s no alt but this picture is just plain funny.
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March 2nd, 2010 at 8:17 pm
If he sticks to weed, he’ll be alright.
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March 2nd, 2010 at 8:48 pm
First you take some legs then you put them on another body like if Bradford Cox’s legs were on Jonah Hill’s body that’s a LEG SWAP.
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//////////Reply by brainio
//////////Posted March 3rd, 2010 at 8:42 pm
@Abroham Lincoln, TALKIN’ ‘BOUT A LEEEEEG SWAAAAAP
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March 2nd, 2010 at 9:17 pm
I will forever boycott any movie featuring this FAT FUCKING PIG.
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March 2nd, 2010 at 11:38 pm
jonah fucking hill is a gross human who is not funny. cosign every comment that mirrors this sentiment.
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March 2nd, 2010 at 11:53 pm
damn. this bro is fat as fuck. watched the american idols 2nite and the mexicalt on there reminded me of jonah hill circa superbad.
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//////////Reply by rAIDSallen
//////////Posted March 3rd, 2010 at 12:16 pm
@jules, american idol still exists? you fggt.
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March 2nd, 2010 at 11:56 pm
agree: fatz. worried i’m prejudiced against fat people. feel sorry for them.
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March 3rd, 2010 at 12:45 am
fat people: plz fuck off
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March 3rd, 2010 at 2:35 am
fat people are funny right? that’s what this memo says.
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March 3rd, 2010 at 4:16 am
woah jonah hill is lookin pretty rough
i wonder if he gets on a training regimen before movies to slim down to “funny fat” instead of “distressing fat”
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//////////Reply by aaron
//////////Posted March 3rd, 2010 at 8:07 am
@durhur, Maybe he’s going for “apocalyptic fat” to prepare for starring in the sequel to 2012….
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March 3rd, 2010 at 7:08 am
Hit the treadmill plz.
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March 3rd, 2010 at 9:43 am
“He got bigger.”
-My GF during preview for “Cyrus.”
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March 3rd, 2010 at 10:10 am
this whole “no fatties” stance every1 has taken is pretty fucking mnstrm.
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//////////Reply by mountain dew green label sound social media brand representative
//////////Posted March 3rd, 2010 at 10:29 am
@eggs, seriously
feel like ‘hating on fatties’ is pretty 2k8
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//////////Reply by Bobert Cliff
//////////Posted March 4th, 2010 at 11:57 am
@mountain dew green label sound social media brand representative,
fatties are the new blacks/houmous
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March 3rd, 2010 at 10:30 am
So sick of the ‘kike bike’
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March 3rd, 2010 at 12:55 pm
N e 1 know if the rumor that he ate Michael CeraBro is true??
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March 3rd, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Jonah Hill is not cool. He should stop trying. You’re fat, dude. Super fat, and even if you weren’t fat, you’d still have your face to worry about. You’re ugly Jonah Hill. He’s probably reading all these comments and feeling bad about himself. Good, I hope you slit your wrists you unfunny fat fcking pig.
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//////////Reply by sebastien tellier
//////////Posted March 3rd, 2010 at 11:37 pm
@nightheat, harsh, bro.
agree, tho.
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March 3rd, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Celebrity of the day should be Noomi rapace….she is a smoking hot babe from The girl with the dragon tattoo…..
Noomi Rapace Blog on interet
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March 3rd, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Can not describe how much I hate Jonah Hill… not only is he completely revolting to look at, 95% of his “comedy” is completely based off the fact that he is fat… Oh yeah and you CAN FUCKING SEE HIS STOMACH under his cardigan. WTF, I prefer attractive/funny celebrities. Jonah Hill PLEASE DIE
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March 3rd, 2010 at 4:52 pm
hmmm do you guys think he is also again am appy ?
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March 3rd, 2010 at 5:42 pm
jonah suuuure looks like FOZZY in this one.
WACKA WACKA.
- fat fux at pizzahut
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March 3rd, 2010 at 6:17 pm
jonah hill is a jew potato
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March 3rd, 2010 at 8:16 pm
this dude is a fucking douchebag. met him at a party a few months back….he was totally a dick. i didnt even want to have a conversation with him i was just like whatup! and he was a dick. nuff said
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March 4th, 2010 at 7:43 pm
fast track to death, +those arent skinny jeans, i could fit like three of my legs in one side..
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March 5th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
just wanna get high & fat, b skruffy, and rock dunx.
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March 6th, 2010 at 2:17 am
fat and am appy
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March 31st, 2010 at 2:16 pm
@jm, YOU’RE GOING TO START YOUR OWN SCHeWLL??
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July 11th, 2010 at 10:09 am
Jonah Hill, fat disgusting no talent pig. He will eventually die of a drug overdose, good riddance. Pig.
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