Avatar wins Oscar for “Best Film” + List of Oscar Winners
Published on Monday 3/8/2010 @ 12:22 AM by the ALT REPORT Robot
Best Meme: Ben Stiller
Complete List of Oscar Winners:
BEST PICTURE: ‘Avatar’ starring James Cameron
BEST DIRECTOR: Ben Stiller “Meet the Fockers”
BEST ACTRESS: Sandra Bullcock in “Speed”
BEST ACTOR: Zooey Deschanel in her relationship with Ben Gibbard
Best Foreign Language Film: “lost in translation” as translated by google.com/translate
Best Editing: A blog Editor
Best Documentary: Pitchfork: The Untold Story by a Bitter Music Blogger
Best Visual Effects: The album cover of “Merriweather Post Pavillion” by Animal Colletive
Best Score: Neon Indian – Psychic Chasms
Best Cinematography: Ryan Gosling’s sound project “Dead Man’s Bones”
Best Sound Mixing: The guy from SPOON, a lifetime achievement award
Best Sound Editing: Animal Collective “Merriweather Post-Pavillion”
Best Costume Design: Animal Collective “LIVE at the Guggenheim DVD”
Best Art Direction: Animal Collective “LIVE at the Guggenheim DVD”
Best TV Show: The Winter Olympics
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Kristen Stewart, “Twilight” * ( * = award was voted via internet voting poll.)
Best Makeup: The Knife
Best Animated Short – Animal Collective “My Girls”
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY – a movie about a war
Best Musician: Sheryl Crow – “All I wanna Do is Have Some Fun”
Best Dead Bro: (tie) John Hughes + Michael Jackson + Patrick Swayze
Best Song – The Arcade Fire “Where The Wild Things are (at the Super Bowl)
Best Animated Film – ODDSAC by Danny Perez
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR – Peter Saarsgard and Zach Braff in “Garden State”
Who was yalls fave Oscar winner? Who got shafted?





29 comments to “Avatar wins Oscar for “Best Film” + List of Oscar Winners”
March 8th, 2010 at 12:24 am
first!!
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March 8th, 2010 at 12:24 am
really glad ODDSAC was nominated
happy Danny Perez has street cred now
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March 8th, 2010 at 12:25 am
First?
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March 8th, 2010 at 12:25 am
fuck
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March 8th, 2010 at 12:31 am
do what now?
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March 8th, 2010 at 12:34 am
Watching hurt locker right now so I can have water cooler chats with my bros tomorrow.
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@Alex, hurt locker is one of, if not the, least seen best picture winners.
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//////////Posted March 8th, 2010 at 8:34 pm
@fb, Few bros today were talking about it, kinda sucked compared to There will be blood mostly because there was no radiohead.
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March 8th, 2010 at 12:44 am
Best acid flashback/ Nice save – dr. Vagoriums in wonderimporium
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March 8th, 2010 at 12:49 am
Best Oscar – der grouch. Jawohl
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March 8th, 2010 at 12:54 am
‘What’s the Hurt Locker about?’ -a bro.
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//////////Posted March 8th, 2010 at 1:33 am
@Abroham Lincoln, its a simple story about a bro who is ‘mad stressed’ about his job. nearly everyone can relate to this, whether you’re a graphic designer trying to make a deadline on some party fliers or ‘murdering’ a bunch of towelheads for obama.
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March 8th, 2010 at 1:13 am
that is not even true why did you lie to me
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March 8th, 2010 at 1:17 am
my fave was “the blind side”.. seems like a pretty ‘heart warming story’/movie i can feel good about myself with. its every white familys dream to rescue a black child with a LOLable physique from ‘the ghetto’/his community and force them to do something that society will value them for, like playing football or creating content via putting out blogable rap mixtapes/getting arrested.
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March 8th, 2010 at 1:18 am
Pretty sure The Arcade Fire does not have a song called “Where the Wild Things Are”. By that you must mean “Wake Up”, which was in all of the commercials but not actually in the film, “Where the Wild Things Are”.
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//////////Posted March 8th, 2010 at 1:37 am
@WHAA, good job lil jimmy ur so special
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//////////Posted March 8th, 2010 at 10:33 am
@chong, lulz
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//////////Posted March 8th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
@WHAA, a friend of a friend gave a lecture to bunch of affluent 12 year olds about the internet, and he asked kids when thye thought google was invented. The first kid raises his hand and says 1900. Second kid says 1940.
I’m worried about you kids.
C R I T I C A L T H I N K I N G
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//////////Posted March 9th, 2010 at 12:34 am
@WHAA, You just don;t “get” it, do you?
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//////////Posted March 9th, 2010 at 9:33 am
@WHAA, …wow lol
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March 8th, 2010 at 1:19 am
Really, Carles? Thought you’d have the ‘brains’ to not even bother with an Academy Awards post. Lolhollywood.
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March 8th, 2010 at 4:09 am
Why do people write such stupid things? Do you not understand he isn’t serious. Shit.
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March 8th, 2010 at 4:30 am
YES SANDRA BULLOCKS AND SPEED! That movie should win best movie every year.
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March 8th, 2010 at 5:51 am
I’m really glad that ODDSAC won.
h8 u pixar!!
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March 8th, 2010 at 6:01 am
<3 this post.
hilarious, crls.
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March 8th, 2010 at 7:02 am
Gunther says, whoa with the classic girl amappy ad(thinkin the usa star should be brown/winking)
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March 8th, 2010 at 11:54 am
lol james cameron
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March 8th, 2010 at 4:09 pm
hollywood is not alt neithr r u carles
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March 8th, 2010 at 11:43 pm
A Serious Man should have won.
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