American Apparel Finds the best bottom / butt / ass in the world.

Published on Wednesday 3/3/2010 @ 9:01 AM by the ALT REPORT Robot

Link: http://i.americanapparel.net/storefront/UGCStyle/BestBottom2010/Browse.asp

The popular ass “boom boom” from Santo Domingo has won American Apparel’s best bottom competition. She will soon be flown to Los Angeles, home of the Am Appy HQ business campus, where she will participate in an exclusive photo shoot. Do yall think she deserved to win, or is her ass ‘overrated’?

Is this the greatest marketing experiment in the history of gimmick internet marketing utilizing soft porn?
Is Am Appy ‘revolutionary’ or are they exploiting women?

These are the top 5 butts:

#1 boom boom from Santo Domingo

#2 Maria from Austin

#3 Mira from Chicago

#4 Stepho from Los Angeles

#5 DONK from Van City

Do yall think that the correct ass won?
Do the top 10 butts deserve more than a goodie bag worth $300?
Is Am Appy the future of marketing?
Should they have a ‘wet tshirt contest’ as their next voting gimmick?
Maybe something abt the perfect alternative breasts?
R u turned on or disgusted?

Tags: alternative nu, Am Appy, American Apparel, best bottom, butt

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47 comments to “American Apparel Finds the best bottom / butt / ass in the world.”

scarlett
March 3rd, 2010 at 9:06 am

third

AL
March 3rd, 2010 at 9:13 am

DAT.ASS.

brian
March 3rd, 2010 at 9:14 am

brb gonna go protest

AltDom
March 3rd, 2010 at 9:28 am

Sort of pumped via one of my people winning. $10 she’s a butterface

//////////Reply by marisol
//////////Posted March 3rd, 2010 at 2:19 pm

@AltDom, woohoo same here! $10 she isn’t cuz shes dominican ;]

//////////Reply by mat
//////////Posted March 3rd, 2010 at 3:31 pm

@AltDom, better if it was a lady-boy

skybeard
March 3rd, 2010 at 11:45 am

there’s more to guys than disembodied lust for hot ass like this

but this is the first HRO post I might ‘cum’ to

bytch
March 3rd, 2010 at 12:16 pm

DONK FTW. WTF. FTW!!

chong
March 3rd, 2010 at 12:18 pm

would bury my face between any of those tight alt-cheeks

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March 3rd, 2010 at 12:50 pm

cameltoe (mooseknuckle 4 da ladies) compy next plz

cryin
March 3rd, 2010 at 1:36 pm

dat BOotY got my room spinnin

cd
March 3rd, 2010 at 2:32 pm

should do a best bulge contest… huh?

desboobs
March 3rd, 2010 at 3:22 pm

best bulge contest already been done.

http://theboobs.blogspot.com/2010/02/youve-got-great-bulge.html

jc
March 3rd, 2010 at 3:24 pm

i’d eat off any of those

wario
March 3rd, 2010 at 3:28 pm

Thanks. This is totally exploitative to women, but it’s AmAp, so we’re OK with that.

And

FAP FAP FAP.

richard dixon
March 3rd, 2010 at 3:36 pm

I’d eat out any of those.

Unknownartist
March 3rd, 2010 at 4:34 pm

I officially love American Apparel.

//////////Reply by AA Sales Rep
//////////Posted March 4th, 2010 at 3:33 pm

@Unknownartist, if u like sex and hotness, AA seems to be ‘into that shit’

gabe
March 3rd, 2010 at 5:12 pm

DONK is horribly shopped or horribly disfigured

//////////Reply by bradlee
//////////Posted March 3rd, 2010 at 5:37 pm

@gabe, GABE is virgin

//////////Reply by gabe
//////////Posted March 3rd, 2010 at 6:15 pm

@bradlee, ya only experienced sex masters know all girls have one arm much bigger than the other

//////////Reply by bradlee
//////////Posted March 3rd, 2010 at 6:16 pm

@gabe, AHHHHH

//////////Reply by Spandrell
//////////Posted March 4th, 2010 at 1:00 pm

@gabe, HAHAHA. WIN

//////////Reply by contents
//////////Posted March 4th, 2010 at 12:36 am

@gabe, totes a ‘man’ arm on the right there, but, like, who’s even really looking at the ‘arm/s’, y’know?

anonymous
March 3rd, 2010 at 7:08 pm

‘She will soon be flown to Los Angeles, home of the Am Appy HQ business campus, where she will participate in an exclusive photo shoot.’

Alex
March 3rd, 2010 at 7:59 pm

#2 is clearly the best of those booties. Wish HRO had a chatroom, so we could fap together n stuff.

SP
March 3rd, 2010 at 8:14 pm

Did somebody say steak?

Acid Midget
March 3rd, 2010 at 8:21 pm

This made my _____.

shapes
March 3rd, 2010 at 8:34 pm

boner

shapes
March 3rd, 2010 at 8:34 pm

ive got an erection and now im going on chat roulette

Dick
March 3rd, 2010 at 8:44 pm

Wants to tug.

wankz iz free
March 4th, 2010 at 12:22 am

i iz typin dis 1-handed

Genius of World
March 4th, 2010 at 12:27 am

maybe they should have a ‘blowjob contest’ next. might ‘create lives,’ ‘end war’ + ‘boost economy’ ‘like a lot’ (via “Damn, bitch, dat wuz some good brain, les’ go on a shopping spree”)

//////////Reply by Heh
//////////Posted March 4th, 2010 at 3:34 pm

@Genius of World, lol

Stepho FTW
March 4th, 2010 at 12:31 am

I think Stepho makes me wanna ‘rub one out on her tattiez’ ‘the most.’ the other chicks might have bigger/more notable bottoms, but Stepho just has that choice figure, seems ‘fuckable as hell’

Mininin
March 4th, 2010 at 11:09 am

Donk in Van City? LOL! Where’s that? xD
srry 2 all the Donksters who live there, but that was hilar!

Spandrell
March 4th, 2010 at 1:10 pm

Y’know fuck those stupid protester cunts and all, but I’m trying to find an argument to defend this and I don’t think I can. Like you can’t really deny that encouraging girls to compare their asses and rewarding the “best one” with an “exclusive photoshoot” in order to market an enormous clothing company isn’t exploitative and misogynistic and possibly damaging to the fabric of civilization on a pretty basic level, for realz. On the other hand, my boner just flipped over the fucking desk. Tough times

//////////Reply by Samburglar
//////////Posted March 4th, 2010 at 3:28 pm

@Spandrell, haha

Samburglar
March 4th, 2010 at 3:28 pm

was looking again. gotdam! boom boom is dat shit, actually….dammmmn

hootie
March 4th, 2010 at 6:19 pm

why are there no guys butts??? no homo

i wonder if any of these butts are ‘chicks w/ dicks’

zombiepatrickswayze
March 4th, 2010 at 7:46 pm

i heard, that i read somewhere, that the winner is the mainstream protester bitch

ambler
March 4th, 2010 at 8:39 pm

as I read this post, AA’s new line called “Lace” runs through with softcore porn on the side banner of the site. If you check out what they are selling it seems like they added a fetish department to their website.

Genius internet marketing at its finest.