UNCONFIRMED RUMOR: Lady Gaga gave birth to a child
Published on Monday 2/8/2010 @ 9:35 AM by the ALT REPORT Robot
I saw a picture on the internet of Lady Gaga holding a child, who we must assume was formulated in her conceptual womb. We must assume that Lady Gaga is a mother. I feel confused, because the baby isn’t wearing a conceptual baby outfit.
It would be difficult to confirm who the father is, due to the complex duality of Lady Gaga’s existence. Unconfirmed sources speculate that it was this African American man, seen in a photograph with the mother + child.
Other sources speculate that there is a ‘cool dad’ involved. We can assume that his last name is ‘Gaga.’ Sources say that his name is David Gaga.
David Gaga and Lady Gaga seem to be proud parents. She seems to have a ‘biker chick’ vibe, as they share a dual ‘dark/goth/emo alt’ brand.
Do you think Lady Gaga had a child, or are these just ‘unfounded blog rumors’?
Does David Gaga look like a good father, or will he just leave his family in 1-5 years?
Does Lady Gaga have a thing 4 black men?
Does Baby Gaga need 2 ’step it up’ and dress in a more bloggable way instead of slumming it up in sweatpants?
26 comments to “UNCONFIRMED RUMOR: Lady Gaga gave birth to a child”
February 8th, 2010 at 9:51 am
First?
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February 8th, 2010 at 9:57 am
that is her pod baby from space. In 2 weeks it will be a fully grown human who will take over for lady gaga as her pod body will have aged to 72.
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February 8th, 2010 at 11:37 am
Mkay
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February 8th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Slummin’ it up is so 2k10.
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February 8th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
thts my kid im the blck daddy. tht FGGT is jst fruntin
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February 8th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
bllsht
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February 8th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
I think the African-American man is the baby and the baby is the father.
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//////////Reply by big black
//////////Posted February 8th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
@\\\\\, I think you should suck my black dick
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//////////Reply by ROYACUP
//////////Posted February 11th, 2010 at 7:30 am
@big black, haha pwnd
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February 8th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
I really love how the paparazzi photo-shopped a different hat onto lady gaga in that third photo.
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//////////Reply by Napkid
//////////Posted February 8th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
@eggs, lolwut
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February 8th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
lady goo goo ga ga
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//////////Reply by róy
//////////Posted February 8th, 2010 at 2:49 pm
@RealTalk, LOLL
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February 8th, 2010 at 3:33 pm
those are not lady gaga’s legs, she never wears pants: obvious photoshop
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//////////Reply by Mistah Lou
//////////Posted February 8th, 2010 at 4:55 pm
@DJ420AgynessLuvR420, I thought they were a lil plumpy.
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//////////Reply by Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoeoeoeoeoe
//////////Posted February 8th, 2010 at 10:00 pm
@DJ420AgynessLuvR420, It’s Ashley Simpson
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February 8th, 2010 at 6:22 pm
What happned to z BB in the 3rd pic?
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February 8th, 2010 at 6:55 pm
lolz ‘conceptual womb’. double entendre. lolx
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//////////Posted February 8th, 2010 at 10:06 pm
@lolwut, redundancy, not double entendre.
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February 9th, 2010 at 7:22 am
the babies father is Haus of Gaga member David ‘Dada’ Williams
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February 9th, 2010 at 11:52 pm
Not GaGa & she’s definitely not a mother. She’d be like a proud parent to the max if she was. Raramamama!
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February 10th, 2010 at 10:31 am
I love how you have to ‘have a thing for black men’ to do one. That’s peachy, Carles. Absolutely peachy.
God I cannot read this blog anymore.
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February 10th, 2010 at 10:31 am
THAT’S MY CHILD!!!!! :_( I didn’t know where 2 find him, yesterday.
Well, at least, know i now where it is. Taken care of by.. wait a little bit… LADY GAGA! O_O
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February 11th, 2010 at 8:36 am
First of all…it IS Lady Gaga. The photos have been posted already on her official site and fansites.
And second of all, it is NOT her child. Its the child of one of her friends that she was with in South Gate.
:/
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April 29th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Dude that is not her kid, it is the blonde guys in the picture, he works for her and that is his and his wifes baby his name is Jayden (the baby).
the guy in the picture is Dada and has no relationship with Gaga other then being a great friend!
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June 17th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
ha y hay
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