Lil Wayne ‘parties’ b4 he gets shipped 2 jail
Published on Tuesday 2/9/2010 @ 12:13 PM by the ALT REPORT Robot
Lil Wayne is going to jail for doing something that black people/rappers do. I am not sure if it has to do with guns, theft, drugs, or tax evasion, but he had some sort of ’sweet ass party’ before he is shipped away.
I feel happy for him, since he got to enjoy the New Orleans Saints’ Super Bowl victory with a group of his closest bros.
I wonder if his network of enablers/childhood friends who he ‘employs’ are worried that they will have to ‘get a real job’ until he is released.
Seems like they had buffet style weed + cough syrup + top shelf alcohol that has been branded to African Americans. Wonder if he had a ’sick orgy’ before getting shipped to jail.
‘I wish I could fuck every girl in the world.’ -Lil Wayne, 2009
Does Lil Wayne seem like a chill bro?
What would u do the night be4 u got ur ass shipped 2 jail?
Is hiphop culture bad 4 America?
Do rappers get a sweet ‘album sales bounce’ after they get out of jail?
Will Lil Wayne die within the next 5-10 years?
Do u remember that time Lil Wayne was ‘critically acclaimed’ and ‘deep’?
Do you wish Lil Wayne ‘acted more white’ like Jay-Z/Kanye?
42 comments to “Lil Wayne ‘parties’ b4 he gets shipped 2 jail”
February 9th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
That’s a fed in the last picture hide yo nose playa they be tapin’
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//////////Reply by Avon Lady
//////////Posted February 9th, 2010 at 5:20 pm
That’s not a Fed, that’s Julia Beverly, the infamous “slutmonkey” (c) Benzino.
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February 9th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
@\\\\\\\ WTF did you say? That is definitely not English
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//////////Reply by artfggt
//////////Posted February 9th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
@SP, thats what rappers/lil waynes/black people talk like
and white people say WTF
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//////////Reply by hey
//////////Posted February 9th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
@SP, actually it is. It is a refutable form of english dialect.
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February 9th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
He should change his name to lol’ Wayne because of his face tats.
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//////////Reply by rofl
//////////Posted February 10th, 2010 at 7:12 pm
@eggs, lol!
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February 9th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
I like how it looks like his skull got cracked open. it’s like a reminder of what you want to do to him every time you see him.
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//////////Reply by andres bro
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
@cheevus christ,
U mad!
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February 9th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
kkk where r u when we need u !!!
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//////////Reply by melody
//////////Posted February 15th, 2010 at 5:12 pm
@andre,
wtf? yu must have sum realli BIG balls ta b tlkn lyk dis? yu gone end up getn yo self shot tlkn lyk dis!
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February 9th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
weezy is as alt as you can get.
andre is racist.
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//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted February 9th, 2010 at 9:42 pm
@crayolabear, wordup nigga
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February 9th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
HEY MAN- You don’t need to be racist… We all know Lil’Wayne was sent to jail for “attempted gun possession” for which he’ll serve most of 2010.
Get your facts straight you white racist bitch.
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//////////Reply by EF
//////////Posted February 9th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
@Jeff,
U GOTZ DAT RITE, SON.
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//////////Reply by andre
//////////Posted February 11th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
@Jeff,
so thats OK!?, fckng nga deserves 2 b in jail just 4 being him
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February 9th, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Lil Wayne really does suck balls.
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//////////Reply by andres bro
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
@Acid Midget,
Jealous bro in the house
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February 9th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Wayne you used to be so ill. See you in jail nigga
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February 9th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
HE’S ACTUALLY GOING?
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February 9th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
He’s not even going. He has to get “major dental surgery” on Feb 12th cuz he broke a tooth. His sentence is on hold until he has recovered from his operation. see hurrrrr: http://pitchfork.com/news/37849-lil-wayne-not-going-to-jail-yet/
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February 9th, 2010 at 5:30 pm
his lawyers are trying to get him into “city jails” rather than the state ones
@eggs
you sir are a genius
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February 9th, 2010 at 7:15 pm
okay i’m actually curious what did this bro do ?
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February 9th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
THIS IS ACTUALLY THE MOST RACIST THING IVE EVER SEEN ONLINE….and whoever posted that we need the KKK u should be lynched u bunch of fucking low rent hick illiterate redneck fux.
at least wayne is capable of writing and producing music!! what the fuck do u fucking crackers do besides spout racist BS and copy paste entertaining photos of others who are not fucking ugly like u.
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Rot in HELL mothr fuckers
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//////////Reply by MEMEs
//////////Posted February 9th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
@lepay, rofl
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//////////Reply by hey
//////////Posted February 9th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
@lepay, don’t take them seriously.
although idk anymore, he might be serious here. in that case may he be sent to minority hell.
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//////////Reply by crapfest
//////////Posted February 9th, 2010 at 9:49 pm
@hey,
ha! writing his own music. please.
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//////////Reply by andres bro
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
@crapfest,
wat
//////////Reply by \\\\\\\\\\
//////////Posted February 9th, 2010 at 10:46 pm
@lepay, is the KKK like the XX? is there some new buzzband Im unaware of?
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//////////Reply by d
//////////Posted February 10th, 2010 at 8:39 pm
@lepay, respond to perceived racism with racism [via fucking low rent hick illiterate redneck]
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//////////Reply by melody
//////////Posted February 15th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
@lepay,
i agree totally wit lepay!!
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February 9th, 2010 at 7:33 pm
I would totes NOT hype him on lookbook
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February 9th, 2010 at 9:31 pm
i got to see wayne a couple of weeks ago and the jail time should be allow him to really focus on his work. 2011 will be his year.
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//////////Reply by MEMEs
//////////Posted February 10th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
@Busilicious P, AKA detox ;)
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//////////Reply by Really?
//////////Posted February 10th, 2010 at 7:35 pm
@Busilicious P, young money, the rebirth album, the no ceilings mixtape, some other mixtape, and a bunch of other artists tracks… Waynes been hard at work in09/10. If you’re referring to the quality of his work, I agree with you. He needs to quit this commercial hip pop and go back to the carter II formula. Or just make mixtapes for the rest of his career.
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//////////Reply by melody
//////////Posted February 15th, 2010 at 5:21 pm
@Busilicious P,
i have heard mostly all of lil waynes no ceillings mixtape& dhat shit is gud!! ppl say he gone die out while in jail& whn he gt out no one is even goin to remember him& drake will b on top! WRONG!!! lil wayne will never b forgotten! since he has been convicted he has been makin music non-stop!! while n jail they r goin ta slowly release all music, & whn he get out he gone be even betta dan now!!!! dhats reall tlk all yu racist red kneck bitchess!!!!
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February 10th, 2010 at 12:00 am
weezy just copying gucci via jail
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February 10th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
chill bro. Seems like he could go to jail and not get raped.
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February 10th, 2010 at 6:38 pm
Looks like he passed out drunk and got his face scribbled on and no one told him when he woke up. Seriously, is that a tat of a penis by the cross between his eyes? Whaaaa?
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February 11th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
He isnt even a Saints fans. He’s a Vikings fan.
Flat out said he was rooting for the Vikings when they played the Saints.
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//////////Reply by melody
//////////Posted February 15th, 2010 at 5:26 pm
@michael,
im not realli ah saints fan either bt i was goin for dha saints!! jus bc he nt ah saints fan dnt mean he cnt go for dem! he mite nt lyk either teams dhat played n dha superbowl, bt he mite have preffered ta pull for dha saints ova colts!! so think b4 yu speak dumb*ss!!
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February 14th, 2010 at 8:45 am
broad in rez last year said he was ‘fucking hot.’ made me question our friendship. never talked to her again.
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