Behind the Scenes Video of Am Appy Panties Photoshoot
Published on Monday 2/8/2010 @ 7:41 PM by the ALT REPORT Robot
American Apparel shot a ‘behind the scenes’ video from their photoshoot to promote their recent panties push. I am not sure if this video is supposed to ‘turn on’ their user base, or possibly dispel the myth that Dov Charney is performing these photoshoots with an erect penis. The video seems to be ’soft porn’ where you wait for something to happen (sex scene, nip slip, in-your-face nudity), but nothing ever happens, and the user walks away mildly frustrated.
Does this video seem like Am Appy HQ is a place where women/models can be ’sexually harassed’, or is it safe to assume that if they were harassed, it was because they were probably ‘asking 4 it’?
Did u ever wish that u could be an Am Appy model? Are they still the embodiment of alt beauty?
Do you think these models will crossover into mainstream high-end fashion modeling, or is this the peak of their career/alternative life?
Do these models make you want to buy panties from Am Appy?
Also watched some video of the Mexis who make the panties in their high_wages+benefits ’sweatshop’.
Seems like Am Appy is a chill place to work, like they would let u listen to Tejano as long as you met your quota of 1000 t-shirts per day.
Do u think the panties campaign would have been more powerful if they stuffed the Mexis into the kute lil panties?
Am Appy ’sexi’ underwear = post-ironic granny panties?
25 comments to “Behind the Scenes Video of Am Appy Panties Photoshoot”
February 8th, 2010 at 7:51 pm
this is creepy, it’s totally giving me a pedophile/peeping tom vibe and I don’t know why. maybe because the girls aren’t that cute and are wearing granny panties. the designer is unitarded
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//////////Reply by artfggt
//////////Posted February 9th, 2010 at 1:05 pm
@Sven, hahaha unitarded
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//////////Reply by ROYACUP
//////////Posted February 11th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
@Sven, ha
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February 8th, 2010 at 8:18 pm
This stuff is pedophile gold. Creepie as fuck. Am Appy is seriously embarassing themselves with this shit. Or maybe the aging pedo demographic buys a lot of “sexxxi pantiez”
CARLES STOP SELLING AD SPACE TO THESE ASSHOLES
You can only mock this shit so much if you have their ads RIGHT NEXT TO THE POST. Just be careful, you’re toeing a “Grizzlie Bare/From Montreal/WAND Lips” commercial douche line.
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February 8th, 2010 at 8:19 pm
This stuff is pedophile gold. Creepie as fuck. Am Appy is seriously embarrassing themselves with this shit. Or maybe the aging pedo demographic buys a lot of “sexxxi pantiez”
CARLES STOP SELLING AD SPACE TO THESE ASSHOLES
You can only mock this shit so much if you have their ads RIGHT NEXT TO THE POST. Just be careful, you’re toeing a “Grizzlie Bare/From Montreal/WAND Lips” commercial douche line.
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February 8th, 2010 at 8:24 pm
nice nice post post
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February 8th, 2010 at 8:32 pm
I had to make sure Carles would see it. Someone needs to keep him in check.
I had to make sure Carles would see it. Someone needs to keep him in check.
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February 8th, 2010 at 8:42 pm
i don’t know, in the second pic if you just look at their asses it looks like mom butt. 26 year old milf butts, but mom butt none the less.
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February 8th, 2010 at 9:30 pm
i think it’s way hot, and i’m not a pedo, nor are those girls underage.
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February 8th, 2010 at 9:47 pm
Carles I retired the am appy hoodie my ex bought me years ago BECAUSE OF HIPSTER RUNOFF, you made me, life long commited altbro, feel entrylev and unpleasantly self-aware by wearing am appy. I understand the mad revenue and everything, but must am appy get an actual post/alt report every other day? Is that in the contract? Did Dov let you shoot those videos? SPARE US PLEASE
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February 8th, 2010 at 10:15 pm
That cute red haired and freckly Am Appy model Jillian is a mainstream nude model/porn actress named Faye Reagan. Am Appy hits up the likes of Vivid and Playboy for their “alt” models, lolz.
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February 8th, 2010 at 11:19 pm
nuttin wrong with some panty butt….definiely something wrong with dov charney though.
check out the video for americanarama by hollerado for a great parody of that fuckface charney
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February 8th, 2010 at 11:22 pm
Nvrmnd the gross bombardment of american apparrel (and yes, I know a girl that worked there are she was totes sexually harrassed all the tymz), this post is just racist.
Sorta feel like you’re posts are turning into ‘double negatives’ like how the ppls in the advertisement industry create ads knowing the consumers are completely aware they’re being advertised to, like sprite or…your ‘personal brand’ of choice, chuck taylor’s ads a couple of years ago.
I think you have gone ‘mindie’ yourself. Time to start looking for ‘ternative’ blogs that can provide me with the ‘relevant’ pop culture references and opinions w/o making me feel like im actually being ‘tricked’ into ‘buying into’ the very things you’re trying to pass off as ’satire.’
Also, your ‘bigotry’ and ‘pervertednessness’ are interfering with your ‘comedy’.
Payce!
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//////////Reply by bro
//////////Posted February 9th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
@nolongeramused,
‘racist’?
did you start reading this blog like 2 days ago? jesus christ.
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February 9th, 2010 at 12:37 am
Looks like Carles has “jumped the shark” or “arpeggiated the synth minor chord (via merrypost)” or “is now in self-parody.” See “most bands/everything relevant from 2k0-2k8.”
Also, I’m starting to think half the posts under “Carles” are by a team of self-loathing loser browavegazers that act as a single posting entity to maintain the HR “brand.” Or maybe a robot programmed to write in a single character about the same increasingly irrelevent shit over and over again. Now that he has proclaimed Indie “bullshit” his era has died and I’d say I’m on the lookout for the next “kutting edge komedy blog.” Unless he can refocus his “kreative energie.”
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February 9th, 2010 at 12:43 am
When is Am Appy going to start selling used underwear in vending machines?
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February 9th, 2010 at 12:44 am
feelin h8 4 am appy
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February 9th, 2010 at 8:23 am
yeah carles u suck.
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February 9th, 2010 at 11:27 am
carles, this smells like an ad. aren’t you supposed to tell us about “material connections” with advertisers?
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February 9th, 2010 at 11:31 am
You see, this is what happens when ppl let other ppl do the thinking for them. Carles is crossing dangerous territory here by getting to comfortable with that knowledge. He knows his readers are still trying to find an identity, and his posts secretly are just fucking with them; their confidence, beliefs, etc.
Remove his dick from inside you people!
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February 9th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
wow people freaked the fuck out at this post i think theres probably worse things to h8 on than american apparel
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February 9th, 2010 at 8:04 pm
i thought these girls were kinda mnstrm
i thought am appy was for the ‘alternative american’
i thought alts only smiled for drugz/partie pix/alcoholic beverages
i think am appy girls look better in pix than videos
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February 9th, 2010 at 10:19 pm
lolz, best line in vid “You don’t feel.. degraded do you?” lolz
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February 11th, 2010 at 5:29 am
@AuthenticTorpedo, feel like nobody here ‘get’s’ Internet marketing. None of you ever would have clicked to watch these nubile females in granny pantys if it wasn’t in the alt report. More clicks, more comments, more views, more money. At least he is making jokes about Dov Childmo having an erect penis while shooting. Corporate sponsors make this shit possible (also concerts, festivals, print music media and other awesome shit ya’ll love) and Carles never had any integrity to begin with, so get the fuck over it.
P.S. I believe your theory about Carles being a team of browavegaze bros. It would take more than Tao Lin to write all of this content + reply to every shitty comment that nobody replied to [standard practice for blogs that want to overacheieve]
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July 11th, 2010 at 6:40 pm
lol @ ‘u dont feel degraded, do u?’
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